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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"overtoasting" as in excessively browned, or are you talking about the kind of toasting that involves saying "cheers," but to excess?

(Both answers are acceptable.)

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chascates's avatar

In the spirit of 'austerity' how about voting themselves a pay cut?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Am I the only one worried about the children? If it weren’t for the cameras it would be like a Catholic church campout.

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fuflans's avatar

well i think i've had enough of today for today. i'm going to be a troglodyte and live in a cave for the next little while. write me if anything interesting happens.

fuflans, cave 47b3 land of barren desert/mountain where no one has heard of the 112th congress.

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chascates's avatar

This Congress won't be inviting any Muslim imams to give an opening prayer. Hearing Scalia teach the incoming newbies what the Constitution actually means should be pretty entertaining though.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Guest clergy for invocations will all be hockey imams.

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