Ted Stevens is 85 years old and has served in the United States Senate since Reconstruction. He now has to leave, because he lost his latest re-election bid to some warm-blooded mammal from Anchorage. Join us as he delivers a stirring rendition of "Non, je ne regrette rien" before committing seppuku with a whale tusk.
Liveblogging Uncle Ted Stevens' Sad Farewell
Liveblogging Uncle Ted Stevens' Sad Farewell
Liveblogging Uncle Ted Stevens' Sad Farewell
Ted Stevens is 85 years old and has served in the United States Senate since Reconstruction. He now has to leave, because he lost his latest re-election bid to some warm-blooded mammal from Anchorage. Join us as he delivers a stirring rendition of "Non, je ne regrette rien" before committing seppuku with a whale tusk.