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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Aw, cheetah babies come with their own little mullet hairdos. It’s your hef gif info: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/zola-and-lulu

And the meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/fdf35963-932f-485d-bc2e-77e2721450f7?utm_source=share

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Goofball goon Daisy and Super-serious Rozi are a match made in Heaven.

"S'matter Rozi? Why so serious? Let's go tear some shit up!"

"STFU Daisy! Don't you see that squirrel over there?"

"Now I see it! Let's go say "Hi" and see if the squirrel wants to play with us!"

"***sigh*** You always do this. Just run right over and shake hands. When are you ever going to learn to stalk them first?"

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JunkYardDogg's avatar

Hah!

I have dry food dishes inside the front of the garage.

There is a big ol’ skunk , with a huge tail & a thick fur coat that stays in the garage sometimes & eats out of the cat food dishes at nite. One of the cats is a beautiful young little tuxedo with the best personality . She sits by the dish close to the skunk eating and just watches.

Shh! Don’t tell anybody that the JunkYardDogg has cats! It would ruin my image.

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Menotsure's avatar

Who sez cheetahs never prosper?

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Zasu in The Lion King?

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Bad pun, bad pun! Go to your room and think about what you've done, mister.

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Sorry can’t help myself…..

Why is a cheetah like a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of it’s paws,

And the other has a pause at the end of its clause.

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Oh, I like that! Well done, you.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Reporting, without clicking linky.

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UVB-76's avatar

Same here. Whar filterz??

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MorganX's avatar

We petted one, two, down in Sath Afreeka, at a preserve-place! Her name was Peaches 🥰

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Pere Ubu's avatar

They do look very fuzzy and pettable.

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MorganX's avatar

Not the adults, sort of rough, tough, bristly stuff, good for the bush! My god, though: absolute beauty, personified. I'm transported when I see them really MOVE.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Zola! Lulu! Wait! 𝘈𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘴 Zola and Lulu!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

You can see why I was keen to do this story 😉

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Those aren't the ones that eat your face are they?

Because my face feels nervous.

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The Wanderer's avatar

No, those are leopards.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Remus and Kris are cute too. Dogs and cats playing together, it’s the end of the world!

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

When they get the zoomies they really zoom.

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The Wanderer's avatar

So cute!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Eh, whateves, another typing mistake due to using my tiny phone keyboard. It’s amusing, so it stays.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Nice babby kitties playing!

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I’ll keep campaigning until it happens: HOW ABOUT A NEW ENGLAND WONKPARTY?!?

It’s lovely here in the fall…

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Never imagined how relevant all those Folkways records I had as a young'un would be some 60 years on:

https://bsky.app/profile/ruairidubh.bsky.social/post/3lfe22eh3bs2e

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Devon Williams's avatar

My plan to spend less time reading the news each day by reading the megathreads and not clicking through to any of the individual articles was an overwhelming failure. About an hour and a dozen tabs later, I feel horrible.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Same. I’m still avoiding stories specifically about Assmouth and his taint-lickers, but starting to look at news about the once-and-future impact of his presidency. And it makes me gag.

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Katherine Harris's avatar

“ Why are Elon and the Bros going full Nazi[?]”

I’m not sure who the Bros are, but for Elon it’s been a real short trip.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Hola, My Queen of the Quicinera times 3 (4?). When are you going to Portland again? Or Boise!!! Come to Boise so I can buy you and Dok a drink or a smoke!

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Pilgrim's avatar

Hydrants in LA: I saw a clip mentioning that the water lines to all those destroyed houses have ruptured, leading to a lot of water running down the street, which naturally affects water pressure. That is, when your infrastructure is getting destroyed it doesn't work the way it normally would.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Enjoy my Tab's and Coffee in the morning ☕💯👍

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Newton’s 2nd Law's avatar

I grew-up in Knoxville with the infamous Hazel being in the news, but was a bit young and naive to realize her fame. She was of my parent’s generation. My neighbor was one of those guys in the apartment that used to play cards with her and her girls. That picture of her just shows how easily she’d have been able to wrap men around her finger. My wife’s grandmother ran a boarding house that, after her death, became a “knocking shop” as the English term it. It wasn’t Hazel’s though, unless she owned it by proxy.

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Jessica's avatar

I'm manifesting a "not Thursday evening" date change for the SD meetup. 🧘🏼‍♀️

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Parakeetist's avatar

Some brave employee at Garland's office needs to copy-steal that PDF from him and release that son of a bleep file to the American public.

They will be everyone's best buddy when they do.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Have the fundie god-botherers chimed in yet to say that the devastation in Southern California is the work of Crom smiting the godless sinners of Hollywood and liberal elites and Laurence O'Donnell yet?

Because, if not, I have to wonder about what is going on with them. Normally by now they would have started doing just that.

What's going on my bible thumping brethren? Did Crom burn down your teevee broadcast facilities and crystal cathedrals too?

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Craig Nixon's avatar

<Westboro Baptist Church has entered the chat>

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Those guys are weak sauce. I prefer the wingnuts who are about to get cabinet posts!

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Fun fact: Betty Phelps herself came after me on the Xitter earlier this year.

Yeah, it didn't end well for Betty.

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la bibliotequetress's avatar

"Jesus died for Hazel Davidson, too."

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Darlene Burkholz's avatar

Cutesie Wonktalk is a waste of this elderly lady’s aging gray matter. Just prefer the facts/opinions presented in easily digestible language. Have fun, hon(ey) while I move on. 😏

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Rags's avatar

OMG! It's an influencer!!!

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Huh. Somehow I do not feel influenced.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Thank you for your YELP review.

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Werewolf's avatar

Trix-thanks so much for moving the date! I really want to meet you, too!

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

So your lot do control everything . . .

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Whale Chowder's avatar

o_O

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paxpax's avatar

bring her a birthday prezzie - her bday is 2/25

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

My entire idea about Greenland, Canada, Gulf of populationless waters (Gulf of Racist Tears is my own personal favorite), is that it is all to distract from the shit appointments and the facts that Dumold is not going to do any of the ridiculous things he promised MAGA, and is, in fact, the Budligarchy preznit...

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

People are talking about Carter.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

And his tax problems in Panama.

That came out almost immediately and everyone forgot after a day.

He doesn't give a shit about the Canal, he's trying to bully the Government which is investigating him for tax fraud.

Sound familiar?

How long till we discover that he's wanted for tax fraud in Greenland?

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Eileen's avatar

DISTRACTION is all this is. Drumpf loves it, so it sounds so convincing. But I'll bet he's been fed it all and reminded over and over again to keep him blabbing about it constantly. They don't want him to mistakenly go off on the REALLY DISGUSTING things his handlers, etc., have planned....

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