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The courage to find weasel words for torture

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I know for all of us who love you the gratitude as Americans that we feel is matched only by our love for you.

Given that Cheney's approval rating was at 12 percent, it is mighty bold of Liz to reveal that just one member of the Dick clan loves him.

The real question is which Dickling is that?

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I just have one question. Does his bionic dick run off of the same battery as his mechanical heart?

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They were probably a few years late trying to colonize the ME. Bush the First had the best shot at it. After they napalmed the Iraqi columns retreating from Kuwait, the resistance would have been minimal. Unfortunately, about that time the whole American Army got sick with Gulf War Syndrome, so they had to come home. It was probably the 'cocktail vaccines.' Allegedly, the French troops had thrown their cocktail vaccines overboard when they shipped out for Iraq. None of them got sick.

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Portrait of a psychopath.

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Also worst "money shot."

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you're thinking of the OTHER daughter...

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Seems legit:

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Is she still estranged from her gay sister?

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Supernatural promised he has a special place in hell. Don't be a liar, Kripke.

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Still valid:

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This is my favorite comment on the internet.

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Still mad Obama got Bin Laden, I see.

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I agree with your sentiment, but I think we've spent over two trillion dollars on the Iraq war so far. The total is expected to eventually be around $4 trillion, and according to Dick it was worth every penny.

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I ask myself the same thing whenever I see her on any of the Sunday talk shows. Her father was horrible and wrong about everything, and you rarely see him being interviewed, but his spawn is somehow worthy of being interviewed? She always shouts over anyone who disagrees with her, and refers to Paul Krugman as "Professor Krugman" to point out to everyone what a real dumm moran egghead he is.

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I'd like to cram some authority right down their throats. Those fuckers LOVE throat cramming for some reason.

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