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Krebs also had the biggest leak of state secrets under his watch, thanks to the Solar Winds attack.

Dumpty is a covid-spotted leopard that is hungry for all the faces.

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There's a difference between playing dumb, and then actually being dumb.

His behaviour seems bizarre, dumb, cray-cray, but dollars to donuts he knows it, and it lets him get away with .... murdering our democracy.

We are getting punk'd.

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He wouldn't have thought of it on his own.

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Doesn't matter. If state officials refuse to certify results they don't like, they win anyway.

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The reason "we" have to understand TFG's voters is to create a fogscreen for the right-wing agenda of the owners of the mainstream press. The Repos have been trumpeting the "Liberal Media!!1!!~!" bullshit for so long, the general public just accepts it (in the same insidious way you hear everyday people - even Democrats and liberals! - now using "Democrat" as an adjective). So TFG people are presented as some sort of new thing that "we," i.e., the common clay of America, must understand. "We" don't need to understand Democrats because "we" are Democrats, i.e., not TFGers or QAnon.

The MM pretends to explain the world from a "we" perspective (we're just like you), but in reality this is an excuse to propagandize the right wing talking points, and make these beliefs appear more mainstream, and in fact become mainstreamed, while shutting Democrats and the left out of the conversation without anyone noticing. After all, the major news media are liberal, right? They're already the liberal side of the conversation, so giving Dems and liberals more airtime would just be so unfair, right?

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STEAK!!

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I would never have guessed that was a young Moscow Mitch. I guess I've always subconsciously assumed he looked like he does now his whole life. I guess I figured looking like a droopy old turtle was the price when he made his deal with the devil.

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does anyone else think that guy can actually stand up?

cause i swear to god, i don't think that guy can actually stand up.

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He loves calling women who call him out "bitter" "Horrible" "nasty" and all the other epithets. He's a vile, hateful bigot and misogynist.

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Given the choice, I'd certainly go for the vegan joint, hoping for a decent chili, and resigned to some dry cornbread on the side.

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Jesus absolute fuck on stick. I had to do a quadruple take on the date for Todd's show of 4 fucking goddamn lying ass Republicans. As I was reading what a bold truth telling hard ass journalmilist Todd was being on even lefty sites like DailyKos for his interview with Crenshaw, I was unaware that the show (MrPug very long ago helped his blood pressure by not watching Sunday idiot fucking talking heads shows, so thanks Wonkette for causing an immediate spike in that blood pressure every Monday) had not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 lying ass sacks of worthless Republican shits on his show. OK, I suppose Kinzinger isn't a lying sack of Republican shit. At least not about the election. But, he is still a sack of Republican shit who very much supports horrible lying sacks of shit Republican policies, so fuck him all to hell too.

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Crenshaw??? Where'd they dig that asswipe up from(?)? Why is he all-of-a-sudden a thing again??

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Affirmative action for one eyed lying ass fucking traitors?

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Fair enough?

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