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E1 or E2 but check out the pay not bzd, with extra housing for married (unfortunately encouraging marrage).

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It’s funny as Hell until somebody gets an eye put out, and then it’s hilarious!

Sorry Crenshaw but you’re hilarious.

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"If I had a shred of dignity, I wouldn’t have friends in the Republican conference!”

FTFY

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I refuse to join a club that would have me as a member.

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My son’s closest friend turned out to be a raving anti-semite. They are now ex-friends.

That’s how it’s done, Dan. My child can teach you, if you’re capable of learning. I’m dubious on that last bit.

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Amazing how blind one can be with only one eye.

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"In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." Bless his heart (or the opposite of that), the dumbshit actually *beleives* it! blergh

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In the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man is psychotic.

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The last thing anyone wants is a Candy Gram from Willy Wanker.

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So, I guess it is OK when my 13-year-old grandson tells me the only friends I have are drug dealers Nana so what's a boy to do? What the actual f**** is wrong with these people. Remember when our parents told us if Johnny jumps off a cliff that certainly doesn't mean that you should jump off a cliff? Oh, how I miss my dad giving me you will grow up and be an asset to society lecture!

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It's far too easy to say that you can choose your friends, but honestly you can't force someone to be your friend because they have high morals or someone not to be your friend because they may be shady. I grew up being friends with a couple arsonists, rapists, drug dealers and people convicted of assault. I never followed their behaviors and definitely made it known I didn't approve of what they did, but do you turn your back on a fellow human that is obviously hurting? Of them all I did help out a couple. It's been nearly 20 years since I saw the mom of one of them and asked about him. She said she hadn't heard from him since he was the getaway driver for a bank robbery a few years earlier. Long story short, while I've known and hung out with a lot of really shady people I have a great education, a career I've been in for 17+ years, a wife and house in the suburbs and I just feel like you can't judge a person by the company that they keep.

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And before you judge your grandson too harshly, this is a friend of mine that has completely turned their life around: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Meeink and https://www.amazon.com/Autobiography-Recovering-Skinhead-Frank-Meeink/dp/097901882X

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Yeah, but is this moron committed enough to the rethug cause to lose his other eye over this. The short answer appears to be "yes".....

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I'd listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med, AND has an eyepatch.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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I used to think the party of trump turned republicans into immoral craven weaklings. As time has marched on I’ve realized they were that way long before trump, they’ve just been exposed.

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That is the one blessing of living through the dumbest of end times. All the aholes just let their ahole flag show loud and proud no more hiding it or pretending.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/16/us/politics/oprah-mitt-romney-president-trump.html

What, and I cannot stress this enough, in the actual fuck?

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Three terrible people yakking it up....

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Man, they're smoking a couple of pork butts downstairs, for pulled pork BBQ for the employee cookout later today, and I gotta walk past that on my way home this morning. I'm going to be hungry all day.

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Can you get a job there this morning?

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Marcus, hopefully you live in Texas and can vote AGAINST Ted Cruz! #humansagainsttedcruz

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It’s state government, so the hiring process takes about a month. Check back next August or so.

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Great merikkan Gym Jordan has never voted in favor of The Farm Bill.

Well done asshole.

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Snippet from today’s Popular Info column:

Last week, Congresswoman Mary Miller (R-IL) announced she was supporting Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH) for House Speaker because he was "the leader our country needs" to combat "a crime wave in our cities."

But is there a crime wave in America? Without a doubt, people believe that crime continues to surge. A Gallup poll found that 78% of Americans believe that there was more crime in 2022 than in 2021. (Only 13% believed it declined.)

Comprehensive data for 2022, released by the FBI on Monday, tells a very different story. And preliminary data suggests that 2023 could feature one of the most dramatic declines in violent crime in modern history.

https://popular.info/p/americas-zombie-crime-wave?utm_source=%2Finbox&utm_medium=reader2

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Correlation? Low unemployment and lower violent crime? Huh ... happy, secure people do less crime. Who would have thunk it.

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I won't shop in stores that have No Bags signs at the door. Every place that has asked me to leave my bag has always lost my business permanently.

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Where I live the only place I know of is the 7-Eleven/gas station which I rarely go to. Of course there are always a bunch of scuzzy people hanging out so I'm not surprised.

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To be clear, the article points out the trend differences between theft (up) and violent crime (down). But the numbers are still lower than historic levels.

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For sure, but more and more stores are telling me no bags.

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Iow, you can't bring in a purse? Or byob, like our state now has. $.10 per bag if you need one.

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Oct 17, 2023Liked by Martini Glambassador

And how exactly is Gym going to combat crime? Dress up like Batman?

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Advocate shooting “those” people

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He'll look the other way and pretend it's not happening, except at election time.

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You mean screaming about violent crime by certain people has an impact on the perception of criming, despite evidence to the contrary?

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And he’s got receipts.

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Oct 17, 2023Liked by Martini Glambassador

Mum has her biopsy today, my siblings and I have gathered at her request. She's been in the hospital for about a week. Fingers crossed they can do the procedure today.

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Sending you all best wishes!

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Thanks, I'm happy we could all make it here as she asked.

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I am, too!

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Anyone hear from The Wanderer? He has a birthday tomorrow and I am curious what he has planned.

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