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No way would a young gay stud hook up with an old out of touch, uncool geezer....for free, anyway.

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My guess someone is willing to pay more cash money for the story.

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He doesn't look like any power top I have ever seen.

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Dickcember. Get with it.

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Between AIDS, bashing and military service during various wars, Graham may actually become the last gay on earth. And since <i>they</i> recruit instead of reproduce, that will make teh ghey extinct.

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What makes anyone thnk that the gays would really want that prissy little wanker in their ranks?

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ok i am so TOTALLY doing that. and i am going to use AMERICAN cheese.

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well, lindsey is the better half in that picture for sure.

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Lindsey, I don't care how soft and ladylike your hands are, the answer's no.

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And the best way of cashing in? "Accidentally" being seen leaving the house under questionable circumstances.

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I believe if you buy the cheapest prepackaged American type pseudocheese in large quantities it will come to about 3 cents a letter not that I’m encouraging such unpleasant behavior.

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From the little research I've done, cocksucker preceded motherfucker.

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Please, Miss Lindsay is a total power bottom if ever there was one.

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Lemon Party!

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Dear Almighty Dog, Please, please, please let this be true. If you grant me this paltry request I will stop stuffing cheese slices in those prepaid credit card application envelopes and sending them back to Visa, Master Card and such. Devotionally Yours, MG

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I'm sure he likes the rough trade to ravish him like Sherman did Atlanta!

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