Local College Will Not Let Kids Rent Out Rooms For Inauguration
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We all know that Northern Virginia's George Mason University is run by a bunch of no-fun goons who hate happiness in all of its various flavors. It's worse than we'd imagined, however: they now hate capitalism, America's famous system of economics. University administrators today sent out an e-mail to students threatening violent "discipline" if they rent out their dorm rooms to desperate strangers during Inauguration, a creative free-market idea that could help the University in the long run, as all students will otherwise default on their loans within several years because of Deflation. The shocking e-mail, below.
Local College Will Not Let Kids Rent Out Rooms For Inauguration
Local College Will Not Let Kids Rent Out…
Local College Will Not Let Kids Rent Out Rooms For Inauguration
We all know that Northern Virginia's George Mason University is run by a bunch of no-fun goons who hate happiness in all of its various flavors. It's worse than we'd imagined, however: they now hate capitalism, America's famous system of economics. University administrators today sent out an e-mail to students threatening violent "discipline" if they rent out their dorm rooms to desperate strangers during Inauguration, a creative free-market idea that could help the University in the long run, as all students will otherwise default on their loans within several years because of Deflation. The shocking e-mail, below.