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bobbert's avatar

Slightly less obvious than Roger Ailes.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Residing at the 6th degree of separation?

Ilgattomorte's avatar

When asked for comment the Fox 49 GM responded, "We did what we thought best". "As in the words of Thomas Jefferson, 'When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for... people to... separate. A decent respect... requires that they... impel them.'" "So we fired their asses, for America"

PubOption's avatar

I suspect that the News Director knows where the bodies are buried.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Fox News - it's like the old Pravda, but without the journalistic integrity.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Doesn't matter- the entire RW echo chamber is now firmly convinced that Al Sharpton was personally calling for the crowd to publicly assassinate every cop they could find right there in the streets. Mission accomplished, Fox 45.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Suspended for a day, huh? With pay, just like the cops?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Every one of those words and letters have been used somewhere, sometime before. All she did was change the order a little bit, for clarity. It's not as if she was making up shit.

diogenez's avatar

You're suggesting that NewsCorp has STANDARDS?

Crazy talk.

malsperanza's avatar

To folks who long ago selectively edited the 2nd Amendment of the US Constitution to remove the irrelevant bit about "well-regulated militia," this is just minor league stuff.

Jared James's avatar

Have someone round up the usual suspects immediately.