Dumb Local Officials To Blame For Missing Census Forms
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During yesterday's National Day of the Census -- do you remember? did you get good presents? -- we wondered why so many people (including your editors) didn't get a census form. How are we supposed to report the eleventeen Mexican-Thai sex slaves living in our basement, so the Government can provide VD clinics for them within walking distance? And how will Obama know where to find us, when it's time to go to the FEMA "Sandals resort" in West Texas? Today, for the first and possibly last time, a Wonkette letter-writer offers some useful information in the form of a plausible explanation of the Problem! You might learn how to get more Socialisms near your hobo tent, if you know what we mean!
Dumb Local Officials To Blame For Missing Census Forms
Dumb Local Officials To Blame For Missing…
Dumb Local Officials To Blame For Missing Census Forms
During yesterday's National Day of the Census -- do you remember? did you get good presents? -- we wondered why so many people (including your editors) didn't get a census form. How are we supposed to report the eleventeen Mexican-Thai sex slaves living in our basement, so the Government can provide VD clinics for them within walking distance? And how will Obama know where to find us, when it's time to go to the FEMA "Sandals resort" in West Texas? Today, for the first and possibly last time, a Wonkette letter-writer offers some useful information in the form of a plausible explanation of the Problem! You might learn how to get more Socialisms near your hobo tent, if you know what we mean!