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Forest Vinson's avatar

I'm richer than tDumph. I have $892.

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MinneMary's avatar

Me neither.I have to log in, apparently don't know my password, so I click to get an email to reset it. It doesn't come for hours, even a day or more, then I click on the link and it says it's expired.

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Leftflank's avatar

Wait, what? Obama was black? Is he still? Where was I when the emblackening happened?

Not really, just joshing man, I don't see colored presidents. Hah, another small joke.

In truth, Barack is guilty of being 'The Bomb' as President whilst Democrat but the black thing is easier to rile up their base with. They are racist AF and a mere half black dude got their full attention. If he would've flopped as POTUS, they might've skipped all the racism and just called him the 'N' word a few times and been done with it.Then again, no. They hate like its their breath. They breathe in air and exude hate in some transmorphic evolution known only to honkeys and white bread.

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Maybe's avatar

Iran, this is outrageous! You can't just take the head. You have to take the whole stinkin' thing!

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Last night on the Twitter, one wag was asking what you could do with $80 million dollars that you “won” in the lottery (yeah, that’s the ticket). I replied to the tweet, without immediately making the obvious connection. Does that mean I have to get my affairs in order?

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LastNewDealer?'s avatar

Charlie Kirk couldn’t even graduate from community college. I doubt, if the draft comes, he’ll get a grift deferment

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The Iranian people will be satisfied if someone can answer that one, pressing question: What is that thing on his head?

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Worst news since Gilbert Gottfried was fired as voice of Aflac duck.

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Tza's avatar

True, but it told me why it seemed low.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He's in Palm Beach. West Palm is where the workers for Palm Beach lived back in the days. (Now it is nearly as expensive in parts as any other place in Florida.

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Maybe's avatar

I have no idea what it is, but I know I wouldn't like to have it in MY country.

Come to think of it, I HATE having it in my country.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Again, who are the snowflakes?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Good thing security has kept Mar a Lago completely impenetrable.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

Twitter users

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

I got permabanned from GaiaOnline because I joked about feeding Trump KFC until he had a heart attack. But still never got a secret service visit. Almost like there's a difference between the first amendment protections of me publicly and the limitation of a private platform.

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ANB2017's avatar

Just like Dear Leader's head.

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