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Well, no.

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That takes me back. My ex was the original drummer.

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My last kitteh was a ginger. The hair, it shows up errywhere!

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I have a shirt with that same message.

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And then there's Trumpesque.

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Articulate is one of those words that should never be deployed. Like uppity or shrill.

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Articulate" is a “compliment" racists give black people who are objectively superior to them in every wayCan I get that on a T shirt?

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We’ll ice a jeroboam or three of champagne!

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I need sedation.

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I had to Google ‘jedediah.’ Hebrew boy’s name. Full stop.

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His base will think “super duper missile” is just fabulous. Feature, not bug. To normal people, not so much.

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I shut the whole thing down halfway in. I love stoopid (e.g. Mr. Bean), but this ain’t hittin’ it.

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Jebediah and Jedediah are both boy’s names transliterated from Hebrew according to The Googles. I’d have to study both in Hebrew—they may be similar transliterations of the same name. My knowledge of Hebrew is very limited,

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I thought Obama's commencement speech was great, but then again, I'm not a Fox brainwashed, tRump Nazi.

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Check me if I'm wrong, but Obama has been giving pretty much his entire adult life, especially in comparison to Cheeto Benito and his fellow criminals.

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I know they're trying their hardest to be full of shit because that's what they're paid to do, but it's amazing anyone could hear/read his words and not go, "Yup." Realizing grownups are just other idiots like you but older is a freaking rite of passage. Realizing adults aren't mythical, infallible geniuses who automatically know what to do is what EVERYONE does (or should do) eventually.

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