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Hillz also did a good thing refusing to read the quotation about Trump wanting to date his daughter. It's distasteful and her response emphasized that. She managed to walk out on stage without falling, too!

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I think Johnson has a better chance of winning Utah than ClintonI'm wrong, but I still think thathttp://projects.fivethirtye...

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He had plans to visit Vegas, Portland (yes, Oregon, no really, Oregon) and Seattle (I'm not making this up) but nixed the first two and is now just doing a fundraiser in the home of Starbucks and Soundgarden.

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The USA: Not that big a piece of shit, it turns out

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Wait there was a presidential three-way?

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Clinton was listed as an "insider threat" in an Army training course, and remarkably, no one knew a thing about it. It's a complete mystery how that happened.

They better get themselves together, because pretty soon they're going to be working for her.

http://nbcnews.to/2bd9APP

An Army training presentation on insider threats included Hillary Clinton among a rogue's gallery of killers and leakers, citing the former secretary of state as an example of "careless or disgruntled employees," NBC News confirmed on Tuesday.

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Went to Hawaii once. Didn't know it until I got there but a lot of Hawains..Hawaiins...people from Hawaii like spam. I had a couple of pretty good spam dishes at a diner close to our hotel, most notable a spam omelette and a scrumptious spam sandwich. It probably helped that I was really, really, like seriously high on Hawaiin...Hawian...weed from Hawaii. Anyway, if you visit the islands try the spam, and the weed.

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Updated and revised by Johnny Cash in 2011. Thanks for finding this tune.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

And from Wikipediahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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So, this was in use for 18 months with none of the rank-and-file or their CO's seeing anything wrong with it. Yay, US.

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You're right. She needs to let Donnie have the gutter all to himself.

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Tain't gonna happen; so long as he isn't a demoncrap, he'll get 90% of their votes.

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Once more into the breach!

/T as all get-out, but - there's going to be a meet-up for all the non-commenters in Portland, OR! Wednesday, Sept.7th, starting at 2, and going until it ends. We have reserved a space at Peninsula Park in North Portland, just off the I-5. With the permit, we can bring our own bevvies - yes even the grown-up kind - and there will be a Weber grill, if I can scrape the rust off. It's mostly brown bag, but please feel free, nay encouraged, to bring things to share. I hope to meet my beloved Portland (and environs) Wonkers there! It will be fun!

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Not at the moment. Bill would stand alone between the swearing in and when they got to the White House after the inauguration...after that, who knows. I suppose they'd be the first presidential couple that don't have to christen the official Presidential bedroom.

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The conservatives and Christians aren't, either.

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Wonder if Obama had the mattress replaced as he knows Bush's wrinkle ass had been working mrs. Bush on it. Or as Jon Stewartonce called her! "Where boners goes to die"

http://i.imgur.com/NtHgABr.jpg

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