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kareemachan's avatar

I had a friend die unnecessarily in one. But you be you.

kareemachan's avatar

I thought you'd need a smaller, itty-bitty hammer.

willi0000000's avatar

fuck! . . . you just had to say that out loud, didn't you?

Poly_Ester's avatar

Wait until Paul Ryan et al. find out that companies pay the travel expenses of STEM PhDs when they come for a job interview. I'm sure they will happy to tax that as income.

james crubb's avatar

'go home and get your fucking shine box' retirement plan.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Republicans have got to be the only people in the world who believe that a bunch of tweedy teachers are the ruling elite.

Creepoman's avatar

You guys are all I need.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I was planning to apply to a grad program where one of the major appeals is the tuition waiver. Sooo, I guess I won't be applying after all.

Grumpy Twat's avatar

The lunatics are on the grass?

Jeff Ackerman's avatar

We are in a race to the bottom and winning BIGLY, I am so tired of all this winning..

Invisible Bunyip's avatar

Its okay if you like snow and having Russia as your next door neighbor.

george lastrapes's avatar

I had been thinking of moving to Puerto Rico, retiring there on minimal SS, learning Spanish, fishing for my lunch, shooing the iguanas off my mango tree...........

Lefty Wright's avatar

I've got a great idea. Start charging corporate level income taxes on churches! After all, most are just big sales organizations. Even if they drop the rate to 20%, it will bring in trillions revenue over the next ten years. I'm surprised Ryan and his Republican cronies haven't thought of that.

Kooolest G's avatar

idi amin had a similar approach to education, what a funny coincidence