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kareemachan's avatar

I had a friend die unnecessarily in one. But you be you.

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kareemachan's avatar

I thought you'd need a smaller, itty-bitty hammer.

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kareemachan's avatar

Heaving bosons?

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willi0000000's avatar

fuck! . . . you just had to say that out loud, didn't you?

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Wait until Paul Ryan et al. find out that companies pay the travel expenses of STEM PhDs when they come for a job interview. I'm sure they will happy to tax that as income.

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james crubb's avatar

'go home and get your fucking shine box' retirement plan.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Republicans have got to be the only people in the world who believe that a bunch of tweedy teachers are the ruling elite.

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Creepoman's avatar

You guys are all I need.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I was planning to apply to a grad program where one of the major appeals is the tuition waiver. Sooo, I guess I won't be applying after all.

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Grumpy Twat's avatar

The lunatics are on the grass?

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Jeff Ackerman's avatar

We are in a race to the bottom and winning BIGLY, I am so tired of all this winning..

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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

Its okay if you like snow and having Russia as your next door neighbor.

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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

And their mighty bosons.

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george lastrapes's avatar

I had been thinking of moving to Puerto Rico, retiring there on minimal SS, learning Spanish, fishing for my lunch, shooing the iguanas off my mango tree...........

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Lefty Wright's avatar

I've got a great idea. Start charging corporate level income taxes on churches! After all, most are just big sales organizations. Even if they drop the rate to 20%, it will bring in trillions revenue over the next ten years. I'm surprised Ryan and his Republican cronies haven't thought of that.

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Kooolest G's avatar

idi amin had a similar approach to education, what a funny coincidence

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