So yes, you know Vanity Fair has a long Sarah Palin profile in their October issue, and it has now gone up on the internets for the blogging and such, and it reveals things . Most importantly, of course, are the things about her underwear, so we had to get that to you right away.
<i>&quot;...Inside John McCain&rsquo;s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. &ldquo;It would be fantastic,&rdquo; said a McCain insider. &ldquo;You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week...&rdquo;&quot;</i>
Greta blows moose?
It&#039;s too bad we can&#039;t do a video conference because I have an absolutely hilarious joke about blowing camels.
<i>&quot;...Inside John McCain&rsquo;s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. &ldquo;It would be fantastic,&rdquo; said a McCain insider. &ldquo;You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week...&rdquo;&quot;</i>
The sanctity of marriage, Palin style.
Must. Not. Be. Cynical.