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It's about the cruelty. It's a feature, not a bug.

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Yes, imagine, actually going way South of the border to get at some of the root causes. If she were a Repub, she'd be at the border pumping for more cruelty--as MST3K used to say, "deep hurting!"

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The border of Mexico you flunky.

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That's right...leave all the hard ones for Jared.

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Nope. Nuns taught us same as you do... left, right. You're correct according to the Sisters of St. Joseph of the western Mass. Diocese of Springfield.

If you're still worried, may I suggest a Novena and sending a large cash donation to Holly and me and we'll do a Novena of our own for you too.

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Twitter: "Who??"

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My parents always bought Impala's when I was growing up. Their favorite was their '67 convertible.

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To use an analogy, one would think that someone purporting to be a MD would understand the difference between treating the root cause of a disease and treating one symptom of it.

"Mr Jones, your headache is caused by a brain tumor. This aspirin should clear up that headache. " -- Dr Marshall Spaceman

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Barry Bamz did that until rightwing extremists slipped in that gray suit.

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"I don't know. I've never tried it as a man."

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Can anyone tell me why the Repugs are so effing obsessed with borders? Is it the thrill of contemplating walls and barbed wire and attack dogs and armed militias and all that? Are they equally enchanted by our northern border, or are there too many white Canadians for that border to matter?

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Energy vampire! Resist!

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Socialism. Definitely her socialism.

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