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... and the week after, she wore the bidet. No, wait... that was when she was drunk and threw up in the first porcelain appliance she fell into.

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I need a drink.

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Wherever you see little ones, there's big ones around.

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In a mind-destroying way.

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Wow, Wonkville still uses ID? Seeing an avi that I used 2 (or is it 3?) revisions ago really lights up the lacunae in my memory.

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... author of notorious screed Mein Katbox.

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Why, I can feel myself being symbolically touched in inappropriate intracranial places already. And there's nothing I can do about it.

Meanwhile, Granny discovers tentacle porn ....

http://memecrunch.com/meme/...

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For example, this luminescent anemone near dusk with natural light from 2003, southeast Sulawesi. GTFO of the US and discover the world.

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Happy Summer Solstice all!

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Let's watch Princess Celestia raise the sun.

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Excellent octopode. 10/10 Would cuddle.

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"Soon..."

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So cute. Not cute. Yesterday, driving home from work, some ignorant fuckstick probably thought it would be fuuny flying a huge stars and bars on his car. Asshole ended up behind me at a long light. It took everything I had to not get out of my car and throttle the fucking hillbilly. The goddamn thing flew off his car as we got going. Asshole.

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It makes the mermaids Squee! I work in an oceanography lab at MIT, and this is just science.

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More Squee? How about a baby polar bear?

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Admirable restraint. I have a similar reflex to ram cars with pro-life bumper stickers. I'm always proud of myself when I don't.

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