I know it's a bad habit, but habits are hard to break. I often go to the Fox News comment boards and, well, comment. I am often tagged as someone who has large sums being deposited to my account by George Soros, though I can't say I've ever noticed a change in my balace. What I have noticed over the last year or so is that Fox has a czar or flunkie who decides what stories are too volatile to allow people to comment. I just read a Fox piece about the Justice Department breaking an insider trading scheme, and the story sounds completely legit to my ear. But they didn't provide an opportunity to comment, and I say hmmm...
I would love to have been a fly on the wall when those kids returned to school the next day and talked about their experience at the White House. The conversations about the smell alone would have been hysterical.
I did not know fish could do a big chomp chomp and eat clams. I mean, it makes sense. Clams aren't there just for otters and casinos. But I've never seen a fish do that big chomp.
For some reason, the Pedo Protector thinks comparative length of wars is dispositive of something. And also too: it is not the War in Iran, or War with Iran. It is the War ON Iran.
'Once-In-A-Lifetime Stupid': Trump Brags About Iran War By Posting Bonkers Chart
“Wow. Study this Chart!” Trump said about a graph he posted.
Pope Leo gave Rubio a pen reportedly made of olive wood, adding that the olive is “the plant of peace.” Rubio presented the Pope with a crystal football paperweight that features the seal of the State Department. “Wow. Okay,” the pope appeared to respond. [HuffPost]
If it was me, I would have given him a bottle of Ka$h branded bourbon. I've had Woodford Reserve. It's good stuff. Leo would have appreciated it. He could always peel off the label.
The Trump administration believes (incorrectly) that transwomen are actually men. The Teump administration also believes (incorrectly) that men are the victims of discrimination. So, now the Trump administration is suing a school for NOT discriminating against a group of people whom the Administration says are victims of discrimination. WTF?
HuffPost - Sen. John "Foghorn" Kennedy (La.) about a Colbert/Obama recent sit-down interview":
“I also got a kick out of Mr. Colbert. He and President Obama are obviously best buds. Maybe they ought to get a motel room or something. They were just fawning all over each other. I don’t have anything against Mr. Colbert. I’ve always thought that he was shallow as a puddle. Now, he doesn’t believe that. He thinks he’s one of the smartest people on the planet. Don’t take my word for it, ask him. His personal vanity has always been unshakable.” [I think he has Colbert confused with Bill Maher.]
RFK Jr. Laid Off All The Cruise Ship Sanitation Inspectors In April
"At the direction of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the U.S. Centers for Disease Control last month laid off all of its full-time employees in the Vessel Sanitation Program. The program helps inspect, prevent and control the spread of illnesses on cruise ships. According to CBS News, which broke the story in early April, the cuts “baffled” officials at the agency because the program is funded by the cruise ships themselves, not taxpayer dollars. The cuts are receiving renewed attention now, after a deadly hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship in the South Atlantic has spiraled into a global affair. More than two dozen people departed the cruise ship for at least 12 different countries after the first passenger died." [CBS/HufPost]
any idea why, the investigators were all woke? And now he's going after hospitals that give patients jello.You can't invent the crazy that is associated with donald trump.
Your hed gif, clams, no cans: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/consuming-clams-uncanned
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/0335ea01-6d11-437e-9c01-f39504d63657?utm_source=share
Oh, shucks. I guess that clam's shell couldn't take the pressure.
Clams: sunflower seeds of the pufferfish kingdom.
What a great way to respond to the Orange Oaf's shell game.
That fish seems to be flying rather than swimming, what with the fluttering fins. It looks like a lighter than air hovercraft.
He is the very model of a modern tetradontidae
Clams on the hoof.
They're worth two in the hand.
Oh, the clamanity!
It’ll end up in small clams court
Or so you clam
NOM NOM NOM
Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.
Like igloos.
He is a quite strict puffer
With a dietary plan
He will not deign to suffer
Clams that come in cans.
He hunts them in the ocean
Out by the coral reefs
Then he munches on them
With crushing beaky teefs.
Bravo!
Fresh clams only for the pufferfish!
So a fish is in the water, so the whole thing is pretty wet. How does this one, as is the norm of this benighted day and age, wet its beak?
Maybe it's just a very honest kind of fish and isn't into sketchy bidniz?
Fugu for breakfast for that tingling sensation that may or may not kill you.
And at breakfast time you don't much care.
I am a big fan of canned seafood, it's what all the cool kids have is their pantry. Angela can eat a lightly salted rat dick
Fun fact about Turner, he was an unrepentant atheist. For that alone he has my undying respect.
I know it's a bad habit, but habits are hard to break. I often go to the Fox News comment boards and, well, comment. I am often tagged as someone who has large sums being deposited to my account by George Soros, though I can't say I've ever noticed a change in my balace. What I have noticed over the last year or so is that Fox has a czar or flunkie who decides what stories are too volatile to allow people to comment. I just read a Fox piece about the Justice Department breaking an insider trading scheme, and the story sounds completely legit to my ear. But they didn't provide an opportunity to comment, and I say hmmm...
I would love to have been a fly on the wall when those kids returned to school the next day and talked about their experience at the White House. The conversations about the smell alone would have been hysterical.
Has anyone started a GoFundMe for the spider?
I like the way you think.
I did not know fish could do a big chomp chomp and eat clams. I mean, it makes sense. Clams aren't there just for otters and casinos. But I've never seen a fish do that big chomp.
<3
Love the Ozymandias riff
For some reason, the Pedo Protector thinks comparative length of wars is dispositive of something. And also too: it is not the War in Iran, or War with Iran. It is the War ON Iran.
'Once-In-A-Lifetime Stupid': Trump Brags About Iran War By Posting Bonkers Chart
“Wow. Study this Chart!” Trump said about a graph he posted.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-post-about-iran-war-excursion_n_69fc98dde4b065a1677c68df?origin=home-latest-news-unit
Fuck the daily beast. People magazine has you covered.
https://people.com/kyle-rittenhouse-hospitalized-venomous-spider-bite-11969401
Thanks.
When TF did the Beast get so big they gotta have a paywall, anyway?
I've been bitten by venomous spiders that left far bigger wounds than that. Rottenhouse is a beta cuck.
Pope Leo gave Rubio a pen reportedly made of olive wood, adding that the olive is “the plant of peace.” Rubio presented the Pope with a crystal football paperweight that features the seal of the State Department. “Wow. Okay,” the pope appeared to respond. [HuffPost]
If it was me, I would have given him a bottle of Ka$h branded bourbon. I've had Woodford Reserve. It's good stuff. Leo would have appreciated it. He could always peel off the label.
Only the best!
The Trump administration believes (incorrectly) that transwomen are actually men. The Teump administration also believes (incorrectly) that men are the victims of discrimination. So, now the Trump administration is suing a school for NOT discriminating against a group of people whom the Administration says are victims of discrimination. WTF?
HuffPost - Sen. John "Foghorn" Kennedy (La.) about a Colbert/Obama recent sit-down interview":
“I also got a kick out of Mr. Colbert. He and President Obama are obviously best buds. Maybe they ought to get a motel room or something. They were just fawning all over each other. I don’t have anything against Mr. Colbert. I’ve always thought that he was shallow as a puddle. Now, he doesn’t believe that. He thinks he’s one of the smartest people on the planet. Don’t take my word for it, ask him. His personal vanity has always been unshakable.” [I think he has Colbert confused with Bill Maher.]
> But how many of your friends that were fat when they were little are not fat now
This is America, land of the food deserts and lack of good options. The number has probably gone up, actually.
and vice versa, many people who were not fat kids become fat adults. Maybe it's karma for the skinny kids who picked on the chunky kids.
He's trying to kill us all:
RFK Jr. Laid Off All The Cruise Ship Sanitation Inspectors In April
"At the direction of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the U.S. Centers for Disease Control last month laid off all of its full-time employees in the Vessel Sanitation Program. The program helps inspect, prevent and control the spread of illnesses on cruise ships. According to CBS News, which broke the story in early April, the cuts “baffled” officials at the agency because the program is funded by the cruise ships themselves, not taxpayer dollars. The cuts are receiving renewed attention now, after a deadly hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship in the South Atlantic has spiraled into a global affair. More than two dozen people departed the cruise ship for at least 12 different countries after the first passenger died." [CBS/HufPost]
any idea why, the investigators were all woke? And now he's going after hospitals that give patients jello.You can't invent the crazy that is associated with donald trump.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/rfk-jr-threatens-withhold-millions-231259913.html
The Vessel Sanitation Program was woke, filled with DEI. Everybody knows that.
Wonder if it really was a brown recluse bite, a lot of spider-bites get misidentified: https://youtu.be/xGtSDqoM5As?si=NCgKPwz4wPD-HxOw