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eddi-SABH's avatar

Oh, shucks. I guess that clam's shell couldn't take the pressure.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Clams: sunflower seeds of the pufferfish kingdom.

weejee's avatar

What a great way to respond to the Orange Oaf's shell game.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

That fish seems to be flying rather than swimming, what with the fluttering fins. It looks like a lighter than air hovercraft.

James's avatar

He is the very model of a modern tetradontidae

Resource NW's avatar

Clams on the hoof.

Cryny's avatar

They're worth two in the hand.

Kirsty Gnome #squatting's avatar

Oh, the clamanity!

Free beach's avatar

It’ll end up in small clams court

Michael's avatar

Or so you clam

The Wanderer's avatar

NOM NOM NOM

Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.

eo's avatar

Like igloos.

Menotsure's avatar

He is a quite strict puffer

With a dietary plan

He will not deign to suffer

Clams that come in cans.

He hunts them in the ocean

Out by the coral reefs

Then he munches on them

With crushing beaky teefs.

The Wanderer's avatar

Bravo!

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Fresh clams only for the pufferfish!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

So a fish is in the water, so the whole thing is pretty wet. How does this one, as is the norm of this benighted day and age, wet its beak?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Maybe it's just a very honest kind of fish and isn't into sketchy bidniz?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Fugu for breakfast for that tingling sensation that may or may not kill you.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

And at breakfast time you don't much care.

Goonemeritus's avatar

I am a big fan of canned seafood, it's what all the cool kids have is their pantry. Angela can eat a lightly salted rat dick

Runfastandwin's avatar

Fun fact about Turner, he was an unrepentant atheist. For that alone he has my undying respect.

Michael Dorsey's avatar

I know it's a bad habit, but habits are hard to break. I often go to the Fox News comment boards and, well, comment. I am often tagged as someone who has large sums being deposited to my account by George Soros, though I can't say I've ever noticed a change in my balace. What I have noticed over the last year or so is that Fox has a czar or flunkie who decides what stories are too volatile to allow people to comment. I just read a Fox piece about the Justice Department breaking an insider trading scheme, and the story sounds completely legit to my ear. But they didn't provide an opportunity to comment, and I say hmmm...

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I would love to have been a fly on the wall when those kids returned to school the next day and talked about their experience at the White House. The conversations about the smell alone would have been hysterical.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Has anyone started a GoFundMe for the spider?

Mark Linimon's avatar

I like the way you think.

Chris's avatar

I did not know fish could do a big chomp chomp and eat clams. I mean, it makes sense. Clams aren't there just for otters and casinos. But I've never seen a fish do that big chomp.

<3

Annalee Tudor's avatar

Love the Ozymandias riff

Cincinnatus's avatar

For some reason, the Pedo Protector thinks comparative length of wars is dispositive of something. And also too: it is not the War in Iran, or War with Iran. It is the War ON Iran.

'Once-In-A-Lifetime Stupid': Trump Brags About Iran War By Posting Bonkers Chart

“Wow. Study this Chart!” Trump said about a graph he posted.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-post-about-iran-war-excursion_n_69fc98dde4b065a1677c68df?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Thanks.

When TF did the Beast get so big they gotta have a paywall, anyway?

I've been bitten by venomous spiders that left far bigger wounds than that. Rottenhouse is a beta cuck.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Pope Leo gave Rubio a pen reportedly made of olive wood, adding that the olive is “the plant of peace.” Rubio presented the Pope with a crystal football paperweight that features the seal of the State Department. “Wow. Okay,” the pope appeared to respond. [HuffPost]

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If it was me, I would have given him a bottle of Ka$h branded bourbon. I've had Woodford Reserve. It's good stuff. Leo would have appreciated it. He could always peel off the label.

Kay Ducky's avatar

Only the best!

JenTheFriend's avatar

The Trump administration believes (incorrectly) that transwomen are actually men. The Teump administration also believes (incorrectly) that men are the victims of discrimination. So, now the Trump administration is suing a school for NOT discriminating against a group of people whom the Administration says are victims of discrimination. WTF?

Cincinnatus's avatar

HuffPost - Sen. John "Foghorn" Kennedy (La.) about a Colbert/Obama recent sit-down interview":

“I also got a kick out of Mr. Colbert. He and President Obama are obviously best buds. Maybe they ought to get a motel room or something. They were just fawning all over each other. I don’t have anything against Mr. Colbert. I’ve always thought that he was shallow as a puddle. Now, he doesn’t believe that. He thinks he’s one of the smartest people on the planet. Don’t take my word for it, ask him. His personal vanity has always been unshakable.” [I think he has Colbert confused with Bill Maher.]

Jamoche's avatar

> But how many of your friends that were fat when they were little are not fat now

This is America, land of the food deserts and lack of good options. The number has probably gone up, actually.

BECKY's avatar

and vice versa, many people who were not fat kids become fat adults. Maybe it's karma for the skinny kids who picked on the chunky kids.

Cincinnatus's avatar

He's trying to kill us all:

RFK Jr. Laid Off All The Cruise Ship Sanitation Inspectors In April

"At the direction of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the U.S. Centers for Disease Control last month laid off all of its full-time employees in the Vessel Sanitation Program. The program helps inspect, prevent and control the spread of illnesses on cruise ships. According to CBS News, which broke the story in early April, the cuts “baffled” officials at the agency because the program is funded by the cruise ships themselves, not taxpayer dollars. The cuts are receiving renewed attention now, after a deadly hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship in the South Atlantic has spiraled into a global affair. More than two dozen people departed the cruise ship for at least 12 different countries after the first passenger died." [CBS/HufPost]

BECKY's avatar

any idea why, the investigators were all woke? And now he's going after hospitals that give patients jello.You can't invent the crazy that is associated with donald trump.

Enter Ranting's avatar

The Vessel Sanitation Program was woke, filled with DEI. Everybody knows that.

Sarah Ennals's avatar

Wonder if it really was a brown recluse bite, a lot of spider-bites get misidentified: https://youtu.be/xGtSDqoM5As?si=NCgKPwz4wPD-HxOw