349 Comments

Interesting how TC's shitcanning comes on the heels of a Murdoch employee's becoming the latest pawn in Putin's political hostage-holding game. When it was Britney Griner they could just cue up the usual snark on account of her drug use and sexual preferences but now they're probably looking for some sympathy in the Biden administration to bring their reporter back home, so having such a prominent Kremlin asset on the payroll becomes somewhat more of a liability than it's been thus far.

Expand full comment

They're scheduled to discuss the details over tea, in a room with sweeping views of the Moscow skyline.

Expand full comment

Spectacularly good headline, Doc!

Expand full comment

...with a twist of Don Lemon!

Expand full comment

"...And don't it feel good? Carlson and fellow reporter Brandy Zadrozny were targeted by Carlson following the November 2022 mass shooting in Colorado Springs because they pointed out Carlson's hate-inciting smears of LGBTQ people for "grooming" children."

That first 'Carlson' should probably be 'Collins'...

Expand full comment

In her chair, I would have been having a terrible fear that I was about to become the victim of an EVIL PRANK.

Expand full comment

Everyone should dress like a GD nun. The old way, with head to toe coverage.

Expand full comment

They were hand-picked and groomed for decades for these positions; why would they need to be good at crime?

Expand full comment

Oy. I've never had a dog, but even I can tell that that dog has seen things.

Expand full comment

"Why isn't the gravy all over the peach cobbler? We have standards here!"

Expand full comment

I like to think Animal Panet's standards are high enough not to hire him in the first place.

Expand full comment

Russia would be a great choice for Tucker. Except his brand of Russia-fluffing wouldn’t be valuable there. Unquestioned loyalty is legally required in places like Russia, where people are not free. Tucker might be kidnapped and held for ransom, until Russia realized nobody really wants him back.

Will Tuckums run for POTUS against his nemesis, DJT?

Expand full comment

That Lincoln Project video is *mwah* (chef's kiss)!

Expand full comment

You think they aren’t? No bizarre theory is off limits in crazytown. Will Tucker being dumped by Fox mean the end of the loyalty from their viewers? Can you still have your misinformation and your funny bone tickled by Tucker’s giggles? Don’t leave us, Tuckums!

Expand full comment

My money is on Nancy Grace.

Expand full comment