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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Ladybird is a much better soccer player than I ever was.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Ladybird is the lead scorer for the Pachyderm Footie League

Miss Grundy's avatar

Is Ladybird a soccer fan? She has some very interesting footwork and tummy work!

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

I will tell you my baby elephant story. When I was very little we went to a zoo and there were elephants. In those days there was basically just a wire fence between you and the animals, so the baby elephant came right up to us, and I could put my hand through the wire to pet it. Because it looked furry. We had a cat. The cat was furry and soft

Readers! Baby elephants are not furry. It was like stroking wire wool. I was deeply upset.

And that is my baby elephant story

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I had a similar experience with a baby elephant, learning that it wasn't soft and furry. But it was a petting zoo portion of the Milwaukee Zoo, as I recall -- didn't have to reach through a fence.

Menotsure's avatar

I can say for certain

When playtime comes to call

That our little Ladybird

Is really on the ball.

kmblue187's avatar

Yes sir, that's my baby

Tummy rub, don't mean maybe

tek's avatar
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It doesn’t get much cuter than a babby elephant playing footie.

M-X's avatar

And head-bonking things.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Elephant Soccer League

I might start watching sports.

JCfromNC's avatar

She's gonna be a star player one day!

tehbaddr's avatar

Pint sized Pachyderm, says "I'm ready for The World Cup!"

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Ladybird the Elephant would make a better first lady that Melania the Birther does. Bonus: Ladybird is named after a real first lady!

dave in texas's avatar

She's why we have wildflowers along the roads here.

The Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center is way cool.

https://www.wildflower.org/

scott mcdonald's avatar

Indigo Girls did a version of Fever in the 80s that was fire.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

I’m willing to be if we looked up Brandon Gill’s transcripts it would be filled with pity Cs, and perhaps even a teacher’s comments wondering if he didn’t have an intellectual disability himself.

Projection. Projection. Projection.

People with legitimate sources of self esteem in their life, don’t spend this much time obsessing over finding fault in others.

Yopi's avatar

Does Iran has the cards?

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

There might be a few MAGAts that criticize or even abandon Trump over his Jesus blasphemies. But it won't be many.

Always remember - the QAnon Cretins are the base of the GOP. There are more of them, either outright or adjacent, than there are any other category of Republican.

That base refers to Trump as "GEOTUS", which stands for - and take note of this and especially the first word of the acronym because it's vitally important - "God Emperor Of The United States".

"God". They think Trump is God, or is on par with God. And if they believe God is infallible, they also believe Trump is infallible. Which means Trump can blaspheme all he wants, and the GOP base is not going to desert him over that.

So - if you have any hope of beating that part of the GOP, it's not Trump that you harp on. You tell your favorite QAnon Cretin that they are surely going to Hell because they are worshiping a false idol. When they object to that, remind them/make them aware of "GEOTUS" and who uses that term.

You can't put the fear of God into Trump but you CAN put that fear into Trump supporters. Some of them, anyway.

Steven Ongley's avatar

Yes, yes, yes.

Evan has hit the nail on the head

The MAGA hat = 666, the "mark of the beast".

How so you ask? Well...

M = 13th letter of the alphabet

A subtracted from M = 12 = 6 + 6

G = 7th letter of the alphabet

A subtracted from G = 6

So M-A G-A = 666

The Mark of the Beast.

QED

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Awesome! I don't know if you know, but something like that will absolutely blow the minds of QAnon Cretins, because they break EVERYTHING down into numerical meanings like you just did.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

Claiming that Somalis are unintelligent is just not accurate. Many of the Somali Americans are advanced-degree professionals, and even the average Somali here can understand and speak 2.5 languages. What's the average for white Americans?

SunMoonStars's avatar

Please tell me the sale of Infowars that POS Jones doesn't profit from it. If I recall correctly he is supposed to hand his assets to Sandy Hook survivors.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

The Indigo Girls was my very first concert. Wishing them both love, grace and good health. Amazing talent. ❤️

Resource NW's avatar

The Onion needs to claw back all the infowars payments made to the scumbag previous owner's family which were meant to hide money from the Sandyhook parents.

Aslo too I predict a disbarment party in the future for the Hairball Lolyer.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Good riddance to Dersh. He was a DINO for ages anyway.

This was always about choosing the party that lets his peccadilloes and much greater transgressions slide. And nothing else. Go back to defending the antichrist in your underwear and pretending you’re being neutral. And leave the rest of us out of it.

Reader's avatar

Too much dismal.

Vic's avatar

When does Dersh become a fundamentalist Christianistic?

He's long been what good people of the Hebrew faith call a "bad Jew."

Kris's avatar

Yes: you chose the correct IG song

YaJagoff's avatar

O/T: Alan Osmond, oldest member of the Osmonds, dies at 76