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Runfastandwin's avatar

The Elephant is large

and he has a long trunk

that squirts out water

to wash off the funk

eo's avatar

Is the rule in elephant soccer that you can use any part of your body except the trunk?

RNDM31's avatar

Yay, baby hefalumps! The YT algorithm recently graced me with a clip of one in a zoo seeing for the first time a pigeon going about its business 'round the enclosure and looking quite palpably bewildered.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

After reading TABs for about 1.5 years, I've now realized that animals are much better at entertaining themselves than humans.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Slowly, some are beginning to realize the importance of the question asked by the late primatologist Frans de Waal in his book, "Are We Smart Enough to Know How Smart Animals Are?"

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Ladybird is a much better soccer player than I ever was.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Loving it!

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

Ladybird is the lead scorer for the Pachyderm Footie League

Miss Grundy's avatar

Is Ladybird a soccer fan? She has some very interesting footwork and tummy work!

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

I will tell you my baby elephant story. When I was very little we went to a zoo and there were elephants. In those days there was basically just a wire fence between you and the animals, so the baby elephant came right up to us, and I could put my hand through the wire to pet it. Because it looked furry. We had a cat. The cat was furry and soft

Readers! Baby elephants are not furry. It was like stroking wire wool. I was deeply upset.

And that is my baby elephant story

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I had a similar experience with a baby elephant, learning that it wasn't soft and furry. But it was a petting zoo portion of the Milwaukee Zoo, as I recall -- didn't have to reach through a fence.

Menotsure's avatar

I can say for certain

When playtime comes to call

That our little Ladybird

Is really on the ball.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It doesn’t get much cuter than a babby elephant playing footie.

M-X's avatar

And head-bonking things.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Elephant Soccer League

I might start watching sports.

JCfromNC's avatar

She's gonna be a star player one day!

tehbaddr's avatar

Pint sized Pachyderm, says "I'm ready for The World Cup!"

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Ladybird the Elephant would make a better first lady that Melania the Birther does. Bonus: Ladybird is named after a real first lady!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Ladybird Johnson would be grinning happily if she knew about this cutie!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I'm of the opinion that Melania was replaced by an avatar.

dave in texas's avatar

She's why we have wildflowers along the roads here.

The Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center is way cool.

https://www.wildflower.org/

John Sweet's avatar

"Watershed" remains my favorite.

Warren's avatar

Please, IBOGAINE!!! I can’t take it anymore! SPLUNGE!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Bill Maher announced that he has nothing but respect for Donald Trump for fucking with his Kennedy Center appearance because it shows how seriously Trump takes him.

What a cuck.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Loved Wajahat Ali’s take down, but he forgot to mention that Doug Wilson also covers up sex abuse in his church.

Seriously, how did we as a country get to the point where the absolute worst people can present themselves as moral authorities?

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Dershowitz announcing he’s a Republican now is like a raccoon announcing it has formally joined the dumpster. Sir, you have been living there for years. The only news here is that the paperwork finally caught up with the saliva.

Aunt Robyn's avatar

Wow.

Dersh is a Republican, and Hannity is (again) not a Catholic.

Two astonishing revelations in a single week!

Warren's avatar

Hannity is, however, bald. Also owner of the ugliest rug since Howard Cosell.

Karen Krebser's avatar

Video of wee heffalump playing with large ball is giving me life right now. <3

"M"'s avatar

He doesn't even live in Michigan

What a bigot

He spends all his time on the Vineyard whining about invitations he doesn't get

That "Muslim" about whom he's so upset also happens to be an MD who wrote a book about Medicare for All ... which so many "civilized" nations have but the US does not

So many billionaires have interests in PRIVATE HEALTHCARE

Let's think about that for a second

Abdul El Sayed Receives Standing Ovation in MI

https://youtu.be/qGyFOKdlrs4?si=ZN9IccS-N5JU9a3y

Cincinnatus's avatar

Trump, Tuesday tooted about Tim Cook:

“For me it began with a phone call from Tim at the beginning of my First Term. He had a fairly large problem that only I, as President, could fix. When I got the call I said, wow, it’s Tim Apple (Cook!) calling, how big is that? I was very impressed with myself to have the head of Apple calling to ‘kiss my ass'.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-tim-cook-truth-social-tangent_n_69e77c07e4b0ff46b4115793?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Wow. I knew Dreher had been getting huge subsidies from some idiot nepo baby, and that said baby shut him off when he got too weird. I did NOT know he'd found another sugar daddy in Orban. (I knew he was lollygagging around Hungary but didn't realize he was on the payroll.)

Fuck, I went about my career all wrong. Instead of trying to write stuff that would appeal to as many readers as possible, I should have just appealed to one really rich one.

Warren's avatar

The Danube Institute is closing down. Raymond Oliver Dreher is moving to Vienna “to be closer to his family.” His oldest son has a crib and a girlfriend while he does postgraduate studies. Psst: Rod wants to crash on the sofa and raid the ice box!

Rod doesn’t speak Hungarian after 4 years in Buda Pesht, speaks no German, and has no job and no work visa. He seems to be ignorant of the rules in the Common Market, even though he has been complaining about how Europe is throwing away Western Civilization for “woke”!

Sherry's avatar

Well well well. I have oft quoted the Camel part of scripture and the false prophets to describe these insanely overzealous “Xitians”. Might the chickens be coming home? Let the scales fall from their eyes. Ramen!

Krazy Ka$h is probably going to drop that lawsuit when he finally sobers up and realizes that they can call anyone and everyone that was in the agency and the ones who were fired are going to have a field day. Also let’s bring up that security breach where he wiped out swaths of files. He’s a stupid, vain, insecure, short but not on incompetence man.

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

Perhaps Mr Gill should show us his superior intellect by being dropped into the middle of Somalia and having to find his way home. No film crew, no assistance, maybe a little bit of money - say, the average weekly wage in Somalia?

Milli Jewell's avatar

Thanks for that Evan!

I hadn't heard that song in 20 years. But I could still sing along with every word.

And it still makes me cry...

Michael Bowen's avatar

My favorite IG song. It reminds me of Ronnie Lane & The Faces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXQKIOyFD0E

Sadly Practical's avatar

Me too! My favorite, and when I visited the headwaters of the Mississippi, I was hard pressed to not sing “at a place that you could walk across with five steps down” out loud.

When I was a poor college student unable to afford tickets when they played in town, but we saw the Indigo Girls getting back on their bus after a concert, a friend asked if she could give them a hug, and they agreed. It was the most wholesome star interaction I could imagine, several college students watching their friend hug some idols on a warm moonlit night on an urban street.