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fuflans's avatar

helen mirren is a goddess. helen mirren rocks the runway and wears stripper heels*. helen mirren doesn't do selfies.

peasants like geraldo bow down to helen mirren.

* true fact. google 'helen mirren red 2 premier'.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If I had the requisite skills with Photoshop, I could spend a pleasant time putting Pam Geller's head on Geraldo's body.

Of course, Rush has already thought of this for himself and he's working on his profile picture for Adult Friend Finder.

diogenez's avatar

Aaaaah! I'm wishing for teh hysterical blindness.

diogenez's avatar

I thought the photos from the liberation of Buchenwald were all black & white.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I thought this kind of behavior was reserved for politicians.

WA Bishop's avatar

That manscaping is both a promise and a warning.

PubOption's avatar

As much to treasure there, as there was in Al Capone's vault.

schmannity's avatar

Geraldo for Congress?

WA Bishop's avatar

If the photograph is not one that you would have someone else take for you, then it's probably best that you don't take it either.

WA Bishop's avatar

Like, the rest of the weekend?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Are those...tattoos on his arms?

*clutches pearls*

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Your move, Chuck Norris.