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fuflans's avatar

helen mirren is a goddess. helen mirren rocks the runway and wears stripper heels*. helen mirren doesn't do selfies.

peasants like geraldo bow down to helen mirren.

* true fact. google 'helen mirren red 2 premier'.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If I had the requisite skills with Photoshop, I could spend a pleasant time putting Pam Geller's head on Geraldo's body.

Of course, Rush has already thought of this for himself and he's working on his profile picture for Adult Friend Finder.

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diogenez's avatar

Aaaaah! I'm wishing for teh hysterical blindness.

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diogenez's avatar

I thought the photos from the liberation of Buchenwald were all black & white.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I thought this kind of behavior was reserved for politicians.

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WA Bishop's avatar

That manscaping is both a promise and a warning.

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PubOption's avatar

As much to treasure there, as there was in Al Capone's vault.

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schmannity's avatar

Geraldo for Congress?

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WA Bishop's avatar

If the photograph is not one that you would have someone else take for you, then it's probably best that you don't take it either.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Like, the rest of the weekend?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Are those...tattoos on his arms?

*clutches pearls*

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WA Bishop's avatar

Sharing is caring.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Your move, Chuck Norris.

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