If Geraldo Rivera wants to post towel selfies, we say fuck yeah, Geraldo Rivera, post you some towel selfies! We are not doing this newfangled "sarcasm" thing when we say this country and its people should have less shame. Before you ask, no, Geraldo was not #weinered. He did not get caught accidentally sending public DMs. He
helen mirren is a goddess. helen mirren rocks the runway and wears stripper heels*. helen mirren doesn't do selfies.
peasants like geraldo bow down to helen mirren.
* true fact. google 'helen mirren red 2 premier'.
If I had the requisite skills with Photoshop, I could spend a pleasant time putting Pam Geller's head on Geraldo's body.
Of course, Rush has already thought of this for himself and he's working on his profile picture for Adult Friend Finder.
Aaaaah! I'm wishing for teh hysterical blindness.
I thought the photos from the liberation of Buchenwald were all black & white.
I thought this kind of behavior was reserved for politicians.
That manscaping is both a promise and a warning.
As much to treasure there, as there was in Al Capone's vault.
Geraldo for Congress?
If the photograph is not one that you would have someone else take for you, then it's probably best that you don't take it either.
Like, the rest of the weekend?
Are those...tattoos on his arms?
*clutches pearls*
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Your move, Chuck Norris.
Win