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How can I fight you when we're on the same side?

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I, for one, am grateful TFG is so stupid. If he wasn't so busy gazing at himself in his mental mirror, we'd have all been arrested by the secret police at this point.

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The essence of "petulant" is my go-to description. Very good point, and it mystifies me that their followers can't see it, like on a fight-or-flight, instinctual level. How have they become so desensitized? Serious question

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Biff never could wrap his brain around the idea that government officials didn't work for him, personally.

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If someone told Dump he could drink the gravy to keep out of jail he would.

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But are Oreos of any kind even worth fighting for?

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The Hershey’s chocolate bar of cookies. Good for s’mores and spare paraffin that’s about it.

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Or Hillsdale College. Or Prager U. Or Jay Sucknewlow's "non-profit" where his entire family seems to feed at the trough.

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? So would I. Wouldn't you?

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They are all real products.

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I wrote a review one time of a grain-free, 100% wild game dog food. The review was based on the dogs' reactions. MsSweeney's sniffed, "We only review people food."

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Ah, when you stay away from the cookie isle, you please your doctor, but remain ignorant. (Yes, the island of cookies--I like it.)

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Why does Oreo even bother making commercials anymore?https://youtu.be/CMkYw4dp_NI

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So he imposed these bastards on your country, and now expects everyone to feel sorry for him over it?

The nicest thing you can say about this absolute waste of protein and fat is that it will feel so good to so many people when he finally drops dead.

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F@ck trump.

He imposed three remarkably unqualified justices - the nazi, Boof, and OfJesse.

Since current Democrats apparently don’t believe that court-stacking is a reasonable means to deal with rethuglican court-stacking any more than overturning the filibuster, we’re headed for pre-Lochner jurisprudence in the next two years.

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Not to mention alllll those lower court justices, many of which will be positioned to move up to the Supremes the next time a Republican gets an opening. Or they decide to steal a match on us and pack the court next time they're in power, because we'll never do it, but they will, because power.

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