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"WE MEAN BRETT KAVANAUGH IS DOING A "BUMP" IN HIS HIND QUARTERS!"

So the Brettster, BrettyK, the KMan, the KavMan, is gay? Allegedly?

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And if you glue your rainbow-colored candy cane to the pony's head, you get a gay unicorn!

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I think that is an accurate take.

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Kaiser!!! I hear about it from my friend and have for years. She believes, because of Kaiser, she has to wait 4 months for an operating room for the surgery on her shoulder, which has her in terrible pain. I told her there are operating rooms all over this county. I never have to wait, if my dr decides I need to have some procedure. She'll say "Let's get this taken care of," or "I want to get in there and see what's going on." It's as if my friend lives in the Third World. And why does her shoulder hurt? No mri or x-ray years ago when she fell and hurt it. And now the dr. has yelled at her and told her it's almost beyond repair because she's been "using" it. But probably unlike her you have no choice. I'm really sorry if that's the case. When I got divorced and had to find insurance they wouldn't even take me for their HMO plan-- even with all their cost-cutting. And I was relieved because I didn't want that kind of policy. But my real shock came when I heard the chairman unburden himself in a talk on NPR one day, about who buys insurance (sick people) and who doesn't (healthy people).

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They do exist but they are Bush phones. My neighbor has one-- it's a Nokia.

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I actually looked for ads during 2016 to find a protesting job. Weirdly, I could not find a single one.

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Where do I sign up for that sweet sweet Soros money I keep hearing about?

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Nice shot--looks like she's taking his measure.

RBG: Living proof that old age only increases a smart woman's badassery.

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A critical roll is 1 in 20, and these odds are four times better than that.

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He who smelt it delt it.

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Alyssa Milano looks like she smelled it too.

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Let's see - Brett professes to believe that the president is above the law.Brett has some kind of money problems (booze! gambling! sportsball tickets!) and a big-ass mortgage. A mere million dollars or so is enough to make him solvent again.Brett is a middle aged white dude and from a privilege-class family.Yeah, he was probably the pick of the litter. You just need to think about what selection criteria Donnie T would have been looking for.

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Fruit bats? Orangutans? Breakfast cereals?

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donnie nominated BK for SCOTUS. BK was on the list of "approved" candidates put forward by the Federalist Society.

I have to wonder a little about the other people on that list of "approved" candidates.

Was BK the very best candidate to put forward? A spoiled prep school jock with a huffy air of entitlement, a drinking problem and some serious skeletons in his closet?

What about those other candidates? Just how bad were they if BK was the pick of the litter? Were they cannibals? Vampires? Trailer park managers?

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"tootin" . . . hee hee

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I think that we may have found a million dollar enterprise here.

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