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trueblue's avatar

you're wrong--- they're all just Scott Bakula duh.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Line up by the size of your yam bag- biggest to smallest.

iGrover's avatar

Don't forget the video where they re-name slaves as "workers".

Staid Winnow πŸ”ŽπŸ‘½πŸ”'s avatar

Forget Kim Davis, Dogfart Network should pay Josh and Fuckabee half a million each to scissor each other.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Blonde and blue-eyed like real true 'Murrikan Patriots.

Logic of Color's avatar

And they bring back historical figures to help them with a book report on history. A book report that for some reason takes place on a stage.

ladylazarus's avatar

Hey, if Carlin was my teacher....

ladylazarus's avatar

Sub part A, Corporations have fee fees and wacked out religious beliefs too!

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Or, this. It works pretty well, too:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/emb..." frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>

JParkerSD46's avatar

"But please don't wait. There are only a limited number of free DVD's..." Are there only three available? Maybe, maybe not. Just make sure you get your free one so you can start getting all the pay-for ones. Ooooo...will the animated Huck be making appearances in those, too? Be still my throbbing part.

nightmoth's avatar

Trash and Trashier: the movie. (NOT a comedy.)

nightmoth's avatar

S&M porn, or nothing, with those two.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Wow. And I have blood relatives who actually voted for this guy.

La forza del  resistino's avatar

hey Huck, this looks a lot like pimping free stuff to voters.