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Gregory Coster's avatar

FUCK NAZI VANCE

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Rain Robinson's avatar

Republicans are morbidly obsessed with people's genitals, and what they do with them. They are sure going all in with transphobia. They can't talk about any subject without mentioning trans kids getting changed at schools without parents permission, or some other rabid lie. I know they ran a lot of anti-trans ads to ramp up the hate quotient this election. Now LGBTQ rights are in significant serious jeopardy, along with women. And Republicans play to insecure people's ignorant fears. "Normal gay guys for fpotus". Hahahaha. We have a lot of resistance to do, starting now.

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Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

The cognitive dissonance and historical ignorance in all of this makes my head spin. Kind of like union dudes voting against the people that gave them 40-hour weeks and weekends.

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Aocm🇨🇦's avatar

bingo: "the white women who voted for Trump because they know that if beloved Bitsy Anne needs an abortion they can always take a mommy-daughter “spa weekend” far away and nobody has to know."

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VelveetaSneeze's avatar

Whatta fucking loser, fucking troll.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. So, Vance has ONE queer acquaintance (Thiel) and thinks he knows all?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

"now we’re all getting on a cruise ship with her and sailing our asses out of this country FUCK Y’ALL GOODBYE FOREVER.

Kidding. (Or are we?)" I'm not. If I can manage to escape I am doing it.

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San's avatar

When Kamala was campaigning I told my husband “they finally figured out how to deal with him. Magats play a different game all together from the fair game democrats play. I thought the leaders had finally figured it out

Still shocked at the results

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I've decided the election was RIGGED and STOLLEN.

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

I'd like to know just what the "little surprise" alluded to at one of his latest rallies was that Trump and Mike Johnson had going on.

Maybe all the religious types were told that a repub vote guaranteed being Raptured, a dem vote guaranteed going to Hell. Those ultra religious types will fall for anything.

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Dina's avatar

I thought it was their "little secret"?

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Brenda Lanning's avatar

JD thinks "normal gay guys" are people like Peter Thiel and The Log Cabin Republicans. They know they do not have to worry about their rights because they are all filthy rich and there is nothing the GOP loves more than money.

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Dina's avatar

Nothing would make me happier than to see the leopard eat THOSE faces.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

HuffPost: Trevor Project’s LGTBQ+ Suicide Crisis Hotline Sees 700% Increase

"Crisis hotlines that support LGBTQ+ youth are reporting a huge spike in calls this week as Trump sailed smoothly to victory. The president-elect has spent much of his time on the campaign trail demonizing transgender people in particular and promising to erode LGBTQ+ rights.

The Trevor Project, which focuses on suicide prevention efforts, reported a nearly 700% increase in overall traffic to its crisis lines this week. Election-related conversations spiked 5,200% from averages in preceding days, the group said. It pointed to research that showed anti-trans laws could be linked to a 72% increase in suicide attempts among trans kids.

Similarly, the Rainbow Youth Project told The Washington Post that its crisis line received a month’s worth of calls in just six days. USA Today reported that some smaller local LGBTQ+ community groups, like the GLO Center in the Ozark region, are providing resources for people to come together and talk about the election."

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Randy S. Eisenberg's avatar

So, tldr and all, but for some reason this made me understand that while this was expected to be a horror show (horosho also acceptable) end of civilization as we know it sorta thing, but it seems the best way to deal with bullies may still be to laugh at them.

Always. Everywhere. Everyone. We’re weary and worried and frightened, I get that you don’t want to piss off a mad moron clown king who has the nuke football at arms length, still I can’t think of anything else but laugh.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

I have what seems to me to be the normal amount of self-loathing. Not nearly enough to vote for Trump, and I'm a straight, white male. If you are LGBTQ, the self-loathing would have to be industrial strength.

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Fluffy Bunny's avatar

I don't have the energy to see if some has already said this.

If "normal gays" “just want to be left the hell alone.” I'm so much more normal than I thought. I want there people to leave me the hell alone. Apparently criticizing them for not leaving us the hell alone is censorship.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

This is all a problem of definitions. By "Frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if me and Trump won just the normal gay guy vote," JD "Give me whatever donuts normal people order" Vance meant poor straight men who have to pretend to be gay to deal with CRT or DIE, or whatever was keeping them down, or gay guys like him that have a beard and don't want anyone to know their terrible secret just like back in the 1950s.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Define "normal gay guy." Does he like football or throw pillows? Metallica or Madonna? Pabst or Cosmos? Define your terms, JD, or they're meaningless, like your existence.

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CJLB's avatar

So right about those with lots of dollars.

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