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"M"'s avatar

"He better pray to his sicko little god that Marsha Blackburn really is stupid enough to appoint him to her Tennessee Senate seat."

She'll do it

She'll at least try it

That's why getting the governorship of Tennessee was so important

and why the Confederates in that state both do their vote suppression so hard and pitched such a b*tchfit when they were made to take that statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest down

Of course -- U.S. Senators can be impeached too

Schmannity's avatar

Best of all, the right wing record, FoxNews, will have to defend Hegseth''s sacking.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

"...the Midterm Massacre..."

I really like the sound of that. May future history books refer to it thusly.

Sojourner44's avatar

Best "Secretary of War" we've had this century.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Incompetent dunderfucking prat.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

STILL chuckling at the idiocy of Marsha Blackburn's China-hysteria kitchen ad where she smashes (American) fortune cookies next to a bottle of (Japanese) soy sauce.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I know a Native American who has a dream catcher inked on his arm.

He's not very bright.

Kristen's avatar
6mEdited

The rapist / pedo / incompetent pants-shitting president needs to be impeached and convicted along with the rest of the cabinet shitbags. Already I'm reading all over that the "next two years" of Trump's term will be "lame duck". WHY is this illogical crap acceptable? Why should we all tolerate two more years of cruelty and corruption from the piece of shit who destroyed everything? We have the numbers and the advantage. All that's needed is the WILL of the Congress and Senate. We didn't flip both houses for them to "move on" and "turn down the temperature". Justice isn't 'revenge'. Nothing will change until justice is - finally, once and for all - served. DO YOUR JOBS.

David N. Brown's avatar

I have said quite seriously, Drumpf needs to be impeached even if he's out of office, so he can't try to invent a loophole to get a third term, or use such a claim to raise funds. I have semi seriously said, he should be impeached even after he's dead.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It'll be two years of training people to hate the right even more.

Pub Option's avatar

All along, the Watchtower has been paying Jennifer Hegseth.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Lockheed Martin connected too.

Warren's avatar

Morning Evan! Solid journalism! I’m remembering Senators Howard Baker, Bill Brock, Al Gore, Dr Bill Frist, and I’m going…why can’t Tennessee have Senators like that anymore, instead of a beauty pageant contestant and a Marine Corps Reserve Captain who is unfit to be a company commander? Secretary Blue Falcon would challenge Rafael for the title of MOST DESPISED SENATOR, even without reading Green Eggs and Ham when everyone just wants to go home. Whelp, Secretary Lethality can live it up on the bakshish from Lockheed, who is used to paying bribes to do business, and we can all reflect on how America is just another shithole country like Indonesia was under Suharto, where everyone in government gets a bribe. Not since Warren Harding has there been such a nakedly crooked crew in DC!

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Trump should fire Netanyahu from the cabinet, because he is the true instigator of the war. Hegseth just fucked it up. trump, because he is ignorant and never read a book, thought it would be quick and easy.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Watchtower. So THAT'S where Kevin McCarthy landed.

Pub Option's avatar

Is he knocking on doors and handing out copies.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Mother Of All Boneheads.

The good news is once he's out he'll be able to start drinking in public again.

MacCruiskeen's avatar

If Pete isn't around in January for an impeachment, they just move down the list (RFKJR, Kash Patel, Todd Blanche, etc.)

David N. Brown's avatar

Here's the dark angle, expendable hatchetmen who have accomplished their mission are even more expendable.

tek's avatar

hahahahahahaha

𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐞𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬’𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬

(BosGlob)

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Oh my.

Who could possibly have predicted that.

Unknowable.

FrancescoTheMagnificent's avatar

A little bird told me it might've been a factor in Texas too.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

If only some great visionary had built a supercomputer that could have predicted how the Latino community would respond to random Latinos getting black-bagged by masked goons!

But such a thing is beyond the science of man!!!

Rags's avatar

And MN? And MI? And CA? ....

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Now you're just being crazy.

Davis's avatar

Admiral Nancy Lacore,, fired by Hegseth, was elected to the House in South Carolina. Tic Toc all right.

FrancescoTheMagnificent's avatar

Senate Armed Services Committee on line one. Something about an opening for chair?

Richard S's avatar

HOUSE Armed Services Committee, you mean.

Russell Jones's avatar

It would be a goddamn shame if Sec. Wetbrain got shitcanned before Lacore had a chance to question him during some House committee hearing.

GrumperDem's avatar

"Roy Cohn in Angels In America babbling on his landline phone about La Cage Aux Folles tickets.."

I loved that scene. Cause I hate Roy Cohn.