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Yet, the POS senators will vote to acquit him. No matter what evidence shows

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This right here is some really fine wordsmithing: "Or at least it was supposed to be, until the Trump White House stomped in, grabbed it by the pussy, took it furniture shopping, and stole it." I read like a fucking bitch.

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Honestly, I felt my right hand involuntarily draw into a fist upon reading that line. So peaceful you wouldn’t believe it.

Yippie ki yay.

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Most baseball bat, many tactical.

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And we will hang that vote on each of them until they die. "Jim Republican voted to acquit a man who incited an armed mob to storm the US Capitol--a mob that wanted to kill the Vice President. Jim Republican is soft on terror."

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We'll be seeing that footage for the next 10 years, I hope.

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