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Marla's avatar

He’s been indicted and it feels so good…

Also, a RICO charge in Georgia carries a mandatory minimum sentence. Normally, I’m against mandatory minimum sentences, but in his case, I’ll make an exception.

And, Fani Willis wants to try everyone at once? There are 19 defendants. It will be a circus. And I am here for it.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I love the smell of cornered rats in the morning.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Fani nails fannies to the wall!

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Nothing much at stake in the next potus election, other than an injured but surviving democracy if the D’s win, versus total chaos in DC and the country if the traitors win.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

"I'm shocked...shocked to my foundation! Gambling, here!"

"Your winnings, Captain Renault."

"Oh.....thank you."

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Roger Merle's avatar

Apologies if this has been mentioned earlier, but it seems Trump just might have committed a little of bit of witness tampering in GA: ""I am reading reports that failed former Lt. Governor of Georgia, Jeff Duncan, will be testifying before the Fulton County Grand Jury," Trump wrote on his Truth Social account on Monday. "He shouldn't. I barely know him but he was, right from the beginning of this Witch Hunt, a nasty disaster for those looking into the Election Fraud that took place in Georgia."

msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-tells-georgia-witness-not-to-testify/ar-AA1fgdyy

We all know Diaper Don has a (lack of) personality genetically designed to make mistakes. And his most redeeming trait is an inability and unwillingness to learn anything of value from them.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

So...in pursuit of nonexistent evidence of a nonexistent crime, they committed a crime themselves.

How Zen.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Is this what the kids call meta?

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Actually, it's what us old farts call it.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

he should incriminate himself more.

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Helena Handbag's avatar

Give him a couple of hours...

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Great. I have to be in Georgia this fall. I think I’ll just FedEx a flak jacket so it’s waiting for me rather than dick around with the TSA.

Hey! Maybe the pilot will do one of those cool spiral landings like they did when dodging ground fire in Saigon! Cool beans!

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tegrat's avatar

Serpentine!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Flak jacket"

Were you in the Army many years ago? They tend to call it "body armor" or a "tactical vest" these days, but we called them flak jackets in the early 80s.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

I was sticking with the Vietnam lingo. Never in the service. Some time ago, I worked on a writing project about the war, and the language stuck with me.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

All our gear back then was old Vietnam issue, even our NCOs!

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peregrin's avatar

I see he's finally figured out how to spell stolen.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Yes ... disparaging stollen should be considered a "high crime"

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

It’s not a crime when you’re high.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

These geniuses broke into the voting systems of a county that was pro-Trump.

Wow. Just wow.

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Froglooksfunny's avatar

They were going to fuck with it, change the votes to Biden, then say it was proof of their claims of votes being changed after the fact.... I guess?

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Sherry's avatar

Yeah I don’t understand that either. They really wanted Fulton county that voted Biden but perhaps they could only find a friendly there? Whatever the case their efforts were sloppy as hell. Maybe PAB was used to big mafia guys as a private citizen; people used to criming. Instead he chose gov’ment types who had no clue on how to cover their trail.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I thought they were trying to gain access to the software so they could make the changes in other counties. Got access from a friendly county.

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Sherry's avatar

It’s really hard to understand what exactly their point was. Now this latest indictment we will definitely find out!!

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

I thought that too at first. Then I thought, what *other* county was going to let them get away with it - ?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Your sarcasm broke my schadenfreude meter.

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Caepan's avatar

They tried the same thing in PA, where the more locally-sourced seditionists like Doug Mastriano and his fellow brownshirts tried to "audit" voting machines in a county where TFG won bigly.

All they managed to do was render the machines inoperable, disqualify their use as voting machines, and cost an already underfunded county voting office holding the replacement bill for millions of dollars. All to satisfy the malignant narcissism of their failed orange god.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

It's like they just can't help kicking themselves in the balls. WTF.

When Orwell predicted the eventual fascist takeover of the capitalist west, he never mentioned the incompetence of its collaborators.

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Tosca's avatar

Orwell was used to the OG Nazis, who were competent and efficient in their evil. Who the hell could have predicted PAB and the League of Deplorables? If they appeared in fiction they'd be (rightly) criticised as being too cartoonish.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Sigh. It's like we all have a soundtrack of Yakkity Sax running in the background and no one can hear it. We just know it's there . . .

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Mavenmaven's avatar

A guy so weak that every loon with crazy ideas swings them immediately into "crackpot ideas" should not be a candidate for President of the US.

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Wendy Wonders's avatar

It's so much fun watching them turn on each other - “you can’t attach Rudy Giuliani to Sidney Powell’s crackpot idea.”

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JamesSmith's avatar

never a good sign when your lawyers start throwing one another under the bus

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Is this that Domino Effect everyone was talking about back in the '60's?

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

And now we have it - she is henceforth to be known as "Phoney Fani", which is vintage PAB because: he misspelled "Phony". But somehow, he didn't go with "STOLLEN" this time, which the QAnon Cretins cannot figure out.

Also, the QAnon Cretins fully believe that indictments only make PAB stronger. OK, then - let's see how powerful we can make him by convicting him on all counts! Convictions GOTTA be stronger than indictments, right?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

The absense of the 2nd L is an indication he's not Lie-ing.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

That’s just science.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Pfft. May as well rely on math.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Is Chump going to get A INDITE today?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

All those other indictments have spoiled us.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

I think the grand jury meets tomorrow.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Weeoh um away, in the Georgia, the mighty Georgia, the jury meets tonight...

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