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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That haiku is some creepy-strange dark shit. emphasis on shit.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Is the high speed train done yet? Fuckin' Governor Jerry, hurry that shit up. The Hofts aren't going to mock themselves, you know.

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bobbert's avatar

Ah, they might get some folks up from the OC. Maybe a megachurch bus or two.

Although, when Jim Hoft is possibly your biggest draw ,,,,,

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Will there be lots of misspelled signs? I like those.

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PubOption's avatar

Rebecca, will you be handing out 'Commie Girl Collective' shirts?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

When you said a comedian might be there Victoria Jackson immediately came to mind but then she’s about as funny as hemorrhoids. On second thought, hemorrhoids are funnier than Victoria.

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Shypixel's avatar

Another Drinky Thing? Check. More than a thousand miles away from me? Check.

Seriously, Wonkette, if you want to tell me to go drink a dick, just come out and say it already...

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Shypixel's avatar

They look healthier too...

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Is anyone from Fox News going to speak at the event?

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Shypixel's avatar

Seattle is a shorter drive than Havre. And one that I am far less likely to go on a killing spree at the end of...

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