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chascates's avatar

I think actual castration is a proper punishment for rapists.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Maybe...but these fuckers will just resort to night sticks and plungers.

malsperanza's avatar

Yeah, the Dicktionary.

malsperanza's avatar

In NYC we solved that problem by having patrolmen walk a beat instead of driving. It works really well. Now cops who want to rape women have to chase them down and corner them in stairwells instead, which is much less comfortable.

Community policing, yo.

malsperanza's avatar

Now, don't go jumping to conclusions. For all you know, the homes of these cops are high-crime areas in need of a more visible and active police presence.

In fact, I'd bet on it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Assigned to spend time 24/7 with their angry, soon-to-be-ex wives? Works for me.

malsperanza's avatar

Snark off, it actually has. Foot patrols are one of the reasons NYC policing is more effective and less prone to corruption than it used to be. Also: much larger force than LA or Chicago. Also: no helicopter gunships.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

The Police Commissioner should call Cardinal Mahony for some "spiritual guidance". You know, like, for example, transferring those cops to another precinct. Yes, that'd work!

fuflans's avatar

and here i thought hollywood had run out of buddy cop movie ideas.