Sometimes, congresscritters are the douchebag gift that keeps on giving, long (well, semi-long...long-ish. FINE. not all that long) after they leave. Witness Chip Cravaack (it is more fun to say the last syllable like the ACK! in Cathy comic strips, not like AAHK in, well, nothing really), late of Minnesota's 8th District. The now-deposed one-term back-bencher is in the news again because of the way he
<i>&ldquo;At the end of the year, I maxed out everybody because I had no idea how long these guys would be out of work,&rdquo; </i>
Lots of people have no idea how long they&#039;ll be out of work. Your party calls them &quot;takers&quot;, ex-Congressman.
I thought fiscal conservatives were tight with the monies. Cravaack spends like Pedio Bear at a Girls Scout cookie sale.
&quot;I&rsquo;m going to help my people&quot; is pretty much Republican gospel.
I like to think that the &quot;v&quot; is silent.
Disability for sleep apnea? Everybody who&#039;s &quot;tired&quot; should sign up for that.
Seems that a lot of GOPpers were surprised when the polls got un-unskewed on election night.
&quot;all Republicans&quot; . . . *sigh.* They&#039;ll spin it, of course, into &quot;See, Republicans care!&quot;
and is being ruthlessly hounded by muslin extremists due to campaign finance irregularities.
Go to work for a Congressman.
Craaaack has a lot going for it.
Tommy, I would never ask you about your &quot;fucking&quot; money.
Now, if you wanted to tell a story,....
Eric Cantor, is that you?
You sure you don&#039;t mean &quot;ex-drunken sailor&quot;? Not judging ... just checking.
Chip Cravaack (R-<strike>Feckless</strike>Generous)
How much did he pay his dog walker? Also, BENGHAZIIIIIII!!!!!!
It will be interesting to see where Cravaack lands.
The FoxPAC?
Newsbusters?
Christian News Service?
Right wing gasbag on the radio?
<i>&ldquo;At the end of the year, I maxed out everybody because I had no idea how long these guys would be out of work,&rdquo; </i>
Lots of people have no idea how long they&#039;ll be out of work. Your party calls them &quot;takers&quot;, ex-Congressman.