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He's now got the excuse that he is out of work.

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I'll be ridiculed for this, but I think "Boys of Summer" is downright catchy. And I've always had a soft spot for "You Must Not Be Drinking Enough".

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Bless you. I thought maybe he just learned that word or something.

"I want to do my part to lead a movement to present a vision to this." ?? Time to check his glass for happy juice...

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That doesn't sound very Amercian. What's wrong with our hornets?

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He doesn't know many other candidates that articulate that vision, primarily because they're all speaking English.

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Siri is well-programmed... but I reckon that's not the answer you were after.

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Congrats on being liberated.

If nothing else, anyone can serve as a bad example. Maybe he can be the boogeyman to motivate Democrats - "Get busy with that campaign work or the Walsh will appear again..."

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Anybody notice "<a href="https:\/\/petitions.whitehouse.gov\/response\/ale-chief-white-house-beer-recipe" target="_blank">Ale to the Chief</a>"?

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He's wondering why Darwin the lifeguard is ordering him out.

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I was going to say "hallucination", but delusion works about as well.

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i do not think this shouty loser has what it takes to be an incarcerated IL governor.

some of us are very proud of that record and take these things very seriously.

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Is the Illinois GOP crazy enough to run him for any statewide orifice?

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Not only have I noticed, I cooked up a batch of White House Honey Ale last Saturday. I aim to serve it at Innauguration Day festivities.

I love that the recipes were released in response to a FOIA request.

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Love the alternative title "(Is it) ALL IN (?)"

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nice.

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Nicely done.

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