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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

I know it's naughty, but...

I'm Wonking in low light, and I read that last line as

"maybe Cuomo will find some kind of dick that will suck"

and I was like "that escalated quickly".

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

school ground bullying and kindergarten grade trash talk as a political campaign, what could go right?

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Ryp's avatar

That Como (67) thinks it’s flattering to be asked if he’d be played in a movie by either Deniro (82) or Pacino (85) pretty much sums up what’s wrong with his campaign.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I don't feel it is racist of me to admit I would never vote for an Irish Candidate like Andrew.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

So, we have three people running on the "I can fluff Trump better than anyone" ticket.

And yet some how the citizens of New York are rejecting all three of them.

It's almost like when you have a choice between the enablers of fascism and anyone else, fascism always loses.

Except in the Gathering of Pedophiles.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Weird how people who have endured the presence of the Mad King longer than anyone else in the country would not find the idea of cozying up to that asshole a plus.

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serghiy's avatar

…oh shut the fuck up you pathetic fucking loser

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I want to see who's propping up his campaign. I imagine a lot of wealthy centrist Dems are on the list.

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Owlftr13's avatar

Pretty sure DiNiro thinks he is an asshole and Pacino might take the part to make him look as bad as possible. My pick would be New Yorks greatest, Christipher Walken, the only man who can really do the part justice.

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WasX's avatar

🙌🏽

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MrEes's avatar

Thank you.

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Stephen St John's avatar

"Mamdani did not move in before 1971 on account of not having been born yet" Great line.

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Erisian's avatar

“I think he wants to be accepted by New York City, and I think there’s an opportunity there. I know, personally, he doesn’t want to fight with me. Personally, I don’t want to fight with him, right? So I don’t think he’s going to be eager to create a conflict with us.”

* If Cuomo thinks the Fulvous Fuckwad wants to be accepted in NYC then Cuomo is an idiot. NYC is deep blue, a RINO asshole will never be accepted -- except by a select few who are also assholes. IMO, there is no chance that the Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster will ever be embraced by New Yorkers. Besides his obscene actions these days, long time city inhabitants have considered him to be a yuge orange turd since he started screwing residents in the late 1960s - early 70s.

* Cuomo is delusional if he thinks the Deep Saffron Dipstick won't go on the attack if Cuomo does anything to piss him off.

* Not only is Cuomo a fool, he's also a tool:

> "tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem [sic]." https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool

* For that matter, the Carrot Chancre is also a tool:

> "(n.) - an individual who willingly changes his or her behavior for personal gain or profit. In this context, a tool is similar to a poser, with one important distinction. Because a tool does not consider his actions beyond rudimentary cost/benefit analysis, he or she will often be co-opted by corporations or powerful interest groups to support the lame or corrupt positions held by these organizations." (ibid)

* Cuomo doesn't think that the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus wants to create a conflict? The Gamboge Garbage-can thrives on conflict and the chaos that ensues. He can easily find some slight that would make him go to war with someone, anyone.

fnord

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Joe Z's avatar

This is my semi-regular reminder that I need to read Sarah Kendzior's work more often.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Followed by my semi-regular reminder that Donald Chump is in the Epstein Files.

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Christina Ronnberg's avatar

Fuck him sideways.

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Chris's avatar

You know, if I were going to suggest someone was "weak," I might not choose the guy who walk-raced a bus on 34th street to show how much traffic killed that bus route. Especially if that guy set what looked like a punishing pace to prove the point.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

In summary and in conclusion, Andrew Cuomo has completed his metamorphosis into Rudy Giuliani.

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Owlftr13's avatar

Lolololol.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Then Cuomo shit-talked Chicago"

Sloppy Trump beej with extra testicle gargling, huh, Andrew?

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John Wiederhirn's avatar

Next Cuomo will go around tossing open bags of live roaches into the crowds, while promising all the sewer rats will be infected with bubonic plague, and all the parking lots will be required to offer troughs filled with birdseed and laxative. "I'm doing this for you, NYC!"

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