One of the "friends" on the dearly departed "Lou Sarah" Facebook account, Kermit Ketchum, is mentioned multiple times in former Palin advisor Frank Bailey's leaked book. Who is Kermit Ketchum? According to Bailey, he's an elderly man and longtime friend of the family. Bailey's manuscript describes Ketchum as the one who saw a (presumably doctored) pornographic photo of Palin sent by email to the campaign. Later, Ketchum allegedly repeats gossip from Sarah's mother saying that Sarah had Lasik surgery and just wears glasses for show. They're not a prescription -- they're there to make her look
The glasses <em>do</em> make her look smarter. Not smart, just smart-er. But the talking points on her hand make her look stoopid. Plus the speeches copied from bumper stickers. And flip-flopping on breast-feeding. Breast-feeding for god&#039;s sake!
A cursory review of the Miss Alaska footage will establish that the reason for Sarah&#039;s eyeglasses and her hairstyles (piled up and dangled down) is to give the appearance of a less-moonish face. Without them, she looks like she was drawn by Charles Schultz.
Karen, that series is fricking amazing. Thank you for that. My theory is substantiated.
Whether or not her eyewear corrects her strabismus, it sure seems to compensate for it in her appearance.
Now, is it possible that she has an unattractive figure, too, without the benefit of fancy duds and infrastructural lingerieage?
Putting on eyeglasses to look the part of &#039;smart&#039; sounds like something Homer Simpson would do. Wait a sec, I think he did.
I know people sometimes wear glasses to look smarter, but she&#039;ll probably need to put on five or six more pair to counteract her mouth.
The glasses <em>do</em> make her look smarter. Not smart, just smart-er. But the talking points on her hand make her look stoopid. Plus the speeches copied from bumper stickers. And flip-flopping on breast-feeding. Breast-feeding for god&#039;s sake!
But her followers make her look like a genius.
Sounding smart is hard but looking smart is as simple as Sarah Palin.
A cursory review of the Miss Alaska footage will establish that the reason for Sarah&#039;s eyeglasses and her hairstyles (piled up and dangled down) is to give the appearance of a less-moonish face. Without them, she looks like she was drawn by Charles Schultz.
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