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Spurning Beer's avatar

Karen, that series is fricking amazing. Thank you for that. My theory is substantiated.

Whether or not her eyewear corrects her strabismus, it sure seems to compensate for it in her appearance.

Now, is it possible that she has an unattractive figure, too, without the benefit of fancy duds and infrastructural lingerieage?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Putting on eyeglasses to look the part of 'smart' sounds like something Homer Simpson would do. Wait a sec, I think he did.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I know people sometimes wear glasses to look smarter, but she'll probably need to put on five or six more pair to counteract her mouth.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The glasses <em>do</em> make her look smarter. Not smart, just smart-er. But the talking points on her hand make her look stoopid. Plus the speeches copied from bumper stickers. And flip-flopping on breast-feeding. Breast-feeding for god's sake!

But her followers make her look like a genius.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Sounding smart is hard but looking smart is as simple as Sarah Palin.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

A cursory review of the Miss Alaska footage will establish that the reason for Sarah's eyeglasses and her hairstyles (piled up and dangled down) is to give the appearance of a less-moonish face. Without them, she looks like she was drawn by Charles Schultz.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Written? No, probably more like this... <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1810663">http://www.collegehumor.com...

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