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Why can't we just take his time machine away?

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wow, first you accuse me and Wonkette (was the capital W to much for you widdle baby?) of liking to rape kids and now you accuse me of being a tebagging reptard. You are simply a lying ass. just admit you are incapable of reading for comprehension and GTFO moron. oops, more capital letters! you must be ever so distressed!

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The Negro.

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Combat pay for Doktor Zoom! Out there among the Morans; I shiver at the thought. I am especially chilled by your last "interviewee"... He looks like he SO wants to stand his ground in that shot.

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ALL OF THEM, KATIE

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Judging by his sense of style, I bet he loves Charles Bronson's Death Wish movies.

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He actually yelled VERY ALLCAPS LOUDLY at Kid Zoom and another guy who were talking to him to GET OUT OF HIS SPACE.

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BUT WHY DO YOU HATE VETERANS, DOKTOR?

Incidentally, I bet this guy neeeever tells homeless vets he sees to fuck off and get a job.

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Too bad he just keeps regenerating into a new form, like on Doctor Who or James Bond.

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Gerry Mander can't get our cars.

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Fuck man, Euros seem a lot braver, smarter, funnier and less fucknozzled than Americans, in comparison, no?

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They give her death threats for helping people? Good Christians I bet. Bless their hearts

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I was one of the organizers, I should mention that our budget was zero and the speaker system was the one provided by the Capitol.

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I am more and more convinced that we 90%ers (that would be all of us who are not radicals) need to band together and get signatures on a petition to put a Freedom FROM Religion bill to amend the Constitution. This would be our Home Free card when faux Xtians begin rabble rousing speeches and demonstrations. Just present your "Freedom From Religion" membership card and the supposed Speaker for Cheesie Rice must immediately cease and desist-- shut the fuck up right now! --and leave me alone.

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I'm starting to think that maybe the word "patriot" doesn't mean what these self-proclaimed patriots think it does. Apparently, in their minds the word is closely associated with missiles and a draconian law which rolls back some of the more inconvenient provisions of the bill of rights, and pretty much nothing else. Pro tip, patriots: if you constantly have to remind us that you are patriots, you probably aren't patriots.

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Shoulda started earlier - by '78 it was getting hard to get good acid, even at Dead shows :(

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