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"Many Dildos Brandished Aggressively at Member of Congress"

Healthcare town halls redux or Lindsay Graham's average day

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But then he didn't get high.

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Can we buy those and make them haute?

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We should all send her a check with the reason <b>Blood Libel</b> and she if cashes it.

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They take what they can get in Arizona, they only pay 7.35 an hour usually with a 25 cent increase after 3 months. You are not going to get stable people working for that amount of money because take home pay is only about 900 a month and rent in Tucson on a single bedroom is 600.

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The trannies try though, god bless them.

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A kid can turn out fine if he has supportive friends or supportive family members, if he has neither, watch the hell out.

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Yeah, if you are nice with them when they are about to close ask them for some in a cup. They usually will, because they throw it away.

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Frank Zappa never did drugs but smoked cigarettes like a fiend, died of a 10 lb prostate, someone write a song about that.

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One of my summer jobs this year I waited tables for a small bistro and soon after I started we had to walk a guy out after he came in with an unclean shirt 2 days in a row - think permanent pit stains - and he came back a few weeks ago and got arrested for menacing with the over sized pepper grinder they have there.

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And Wal-mart conveniently sells low cost 9mm Glock ammo. Save money, live better.

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So reminiscent of Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin trying to keep Bristol from getting pregnant. "Just give him a blow job", she was heard to shout as she dropped her daughter off at the Motel 6 on highway 43. "Or anal -- boys like the anal, you 'butt-cha'!" And laughed at her own witticism.

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There is no way this guy could have made it all the way through <i>Alice in Wonderland</i> let alone <i>Mein Kampf</i> or any Karl Marx.

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I used to work at a school that had a fashion design class as an elective.

So apparently sometimes you CAN go to school to have a fashion show.

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thanks divad. we'll be seeing that argument on boehner's website next week.

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My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama Frank Zappa

You know, your mama and your daddy Saying I'm no good to you They call me dirty from the alley Till I don't know what to do I get so tired of sneakin' around Just to get to your back door I crawled past the garbage and Your mama jumped out, screamin' "Don't come back no more" I can't take it My guitar wants to kill your mama My guitar wants to kill your mama My guitar wants to burn your dad I get real mean when it makes me mad

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