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The Quirk's avatar

AND killing Hollywood careers! What'll our children do for a living?

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Pissflaps shield the pissgums.

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He got his "information" from an "Egyptian magazine". The bad news-- It's just the Arab language version of "Us Weekly."

Incoming Ham's avatar

Lookie here, a future candidate for the House Intelligence Committee.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

As I posited elsewhere, what should the FBI have done? Thrown the judge out of the room? Arrested her?

Here's a fun fact Congressman: you do not have to be read your Miranda rights in order to be protected by them when you've been taken into police custody. That's why they're called "rights".

bobbert's avatar

Not sure in general, but my thyroid packed it in twenty years ago, so my tongue has to find other sources of inspiration.

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One of the delights of Wonket comments (which are not allowed) is that they can exist in a sort of comment superposition, until eventual decoherence.

bobbert's avatar

OT OT. I could (and probably will) google this, but are you now on the air (metaphorically)?

bobbert's avatar

Listening to that? Yes.

SullivanSt's avatar

Louie Can't Find [His] Way Home?

SullivanSt's avatar

Louie's not smart enough for tic tac toe. By a country mile.

SullivanSt's avatar

No, it cannot be explained in terms you'd understand without a lobotomy.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

LIES.

Conservapedia says the Clitoris is "just a theory."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Great, now I want to say "pissfwaps" over and over and over.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Louis Gohmert is Omniderpent.