Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Lookatmee), clearly worried that he was no longer on the leading edge of crazed paranoia, suggested today that Attorney General Eric Holder allowed Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to be read his Miranda rights not because Tsarnaev is a U.S. Citizen entitled to certain rights under the Constitution, but because Holder has a big throbbing stiffy for radical Islam. Holder also let the bombing happen because, in his extreme commitment to political correctness, he personally forbade the FBI from even asking Tamerlan Tsarnaev just how thoroughly Muslimy he was. Cool story, bro!
He got his "information" from an "Egyptian magazine". The bad news-- It's just the Arab language version of "Us Weekly."
As I posited elsewhere, what should the FBI have done? Thrown the judge out of the room? Arrested her?
Here's a fun fact Congressman: you do not have to be read your Miranda rights in order to be protected by them when you've been taken into police custody. That's why they're called "rights".
AND killing Hollywood careers! What'll our children do for a living?
Pissflaps shield the pissgums.
He got his "information" from an "Egyptian magazine". The bad news-- It's just the Arab language version of "Us Weekly."
Lookie here, a future candidate for the House Intelligence Committee.
As I posited elsewhere, what should the FBI have done? Thrown the judge out of the room? Arrested her?
Here's a fun fact Congressman: you do not have to be read your Miranda rights in order to be protected by them when you've been taken into police custody. That's why they're called "rights".
Not sure in general, but my thyroid packed it in twenty years ago, so my tongue has to find other sources of inspiration.
One of the delights of Wonket comments (which are not allowed) is that they can exist in a sort of comment superposition, until eventual decoherence.
OT OT. I could (and probably will) google this, but are you now on the air (metaphorically)?
Listening to that? Yes.
Louie Can't Find [His] Way Home?
Louie's not smart enough for tic tac toe. By a country mile.
No, it cannot be explained in terms you'd understand without a lobotomy.
LIES.
Conservapedia says the Clitoris is "just a theory."
Great, now I want to say "pissfwaps" over and over and over.
Louis Gohmert is Omniderpent.
your move, Ted Cruz...