In a House Judiciary Committee hearing Wednesday, Texas congresstroll Louie Gohmert worried that Barack Obama has thrown America's doors wide, "luring" a bunch of filthy diseased foreign children to invade our once-proud land. You see, Louie recently went on a fact-finding trip to an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility in Texas, and he's pretty sure he saw something nasty in the woodshed.
If you put a million Gohmerts in a room and had them all constantly talking forever the odds of them accidentally saying something intelligent would be zero.
Texas is complaining about scabies? What, is it a different kind of scabies?
Louie Gohmert does more to infect the body politic than any immigrant child. Perhaps there is a vaccination for him?
What might he find in the woodpile?
Gohmert: I don't avoid immigrant children, Mandrake, but I deny them my essen(tial) services.
If you put a million Gohmerts in a room and had them all constantly talking forever the odds of them accidentally saying something intelligent would be zero.
I say we keep the scabies ridden, lice infested children and send Louis Gohmert back to wherever.
Still a win-win.
Just remember, in Gohmert's mind, he's a hero standing up for Amuricuh. *eye roll*