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The Flaming Carrot's avatar

At this point, I'm more concerned about counter-protesters shooting protesters, expecially (sic) in Texas. Ol' Louie can wrap hisself in bubble wrap as far as I care.

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Dick7s's avatar

Fuckin' Loony Gomer!

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MizzMazz, Nomad/ TonRu's avatar

I still love my local Botanicas. I love the candles, the sprays the floorwashes, it's all so practical. Candles for winning in court, candles for peace in the house (Paz en Hogar) is one of my favorites, and the Lucky 13 Elephant spray, which I can't seem to find anymore, smells like cotton candy, and I like it.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

My Dog! I know it's Texas. But how the fuck does someone that stupid keep getting elected to do a coffee run, let alone Congress?

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

I'll double that in Ameros.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Polly want a dactyl?

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GoutMachine's avatar

R.I.muthafuckin.P. God I miss them.

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GoutMachine's avatar

And if I were allowed to comment, I'd probably comment that it makes him an accessory to attempted murder.

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Werecat of London's avatar

This should result in a dramatic increase in protesters across the land!

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i_am_allwrite's avatar

Now that he's been outed as a pussy, is gohmert finally going to ditch that penis disguise?

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Lucas Foxx's avatar

Of course they think its all astro-turf. Astro-turf is all teabag conservatives know.

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Teto85's avatar

GOP: We can't go to townhall meetings, that's where someone shot Gabby Giffords.

Gabby: Put your big boy panties on, man up and attend your fu*king meetings already you bunch of whiny crybaby losers.

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Wolffarmer's avatar

Texan kind of putzs

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roofingbird's avatar

Yeah, ha,ha and I agree with you. Can we please come up with a word other than "pussy"? I resemble that remark. I don't want to have to start grabbing back.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Bigger in Texas

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Jarod Russell's avatar

Louie is from far east Texas where the remnants of the old Confederacy still smolder. As one moves west, Texas becomes a southwestern state, far from the piney woods. So, just realize that people from that area tend to have more in common with Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia that they do with Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona and you will understand why even us Texans think he is nuts.

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