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SullivanSt's avatar

Yes, apparently a bunch of rwnjs believe the Al Qaeda is close to declaring itself the government of Mexico.

SullivanSt's avatar

Kim? Kim Jong Un? That you?

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...explosive diarrhea, gives an entirely new meaning to "Dirty Bomb"!

SullivanSt's avatar

Oh, so buy myself a Doc Zoom and use him as my tipline, or something?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Pretty sure if we just build a fence around Louie Gohmert's head, he'll think we solved the problem.

THE FENCE IS EVERWHAR! YOU GUYS DUN IT GREAT!!

SullivanSt's avatar

But it's OK, they can still pass a firearms background check.

SullivanSt's avatar

And how long's our coastline?

chascates's avatar

Arabs (at least the Islamic variety) don't normally eat pork, whereas your Latino/a will eat same. Preferably in a chile adobo sauce. Or as carnitas.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...brown skin is brown skin, right?!?!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...<em><strong>"We know that people that are now being trained to come in and act like Hispanic [sic] when they are radical Islamists."</strong><em>

Does this mean the terrorist are coming take our jobs too?!</em></em>

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Oh great, now I have to worry about exploding burritos more than I usually do.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...<strong>BREAKING NEWS</strong> : Taco Bell has been placed on the terrorist watch list!!!!1!!

Shypixel's avatar

Ooh! Ooh! CNN is announcing an arrest in the Boston Bombing!

Let the wild speculation continue!