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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Someone obviously has been keeping Gohmert "off the air." His brain obviously has been without air for a while.

Probably his own buttcheeks fit that shiny bullethead just a little too snugly.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

The intellectual weight of the entire Tea Party movement is roughly equal to Buddy Hackett on his third martini.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Ah, Louis. His dulcet tones are like the sound of a thousand angry bees buzzing with their heads up their asses.

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The Quirk's avatar

Hmmm. . . If he stuck his dentures up his ass where he gets his "sources", he could make his asshole chew, talk and shit all at the same time! William S. Burroughs LIVES!

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The Quirk's avatar

Post-mortem.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Could you please run all future Gohmert remarks through Google Translate before you post them? I don't speak Illiterate Goober.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

It is, surely, as we can all see, that in which the cake is moved away from it's present day status and therefore can be seen as having been taken away to a new and unfamiliar situation that it can't quite deal with and therefore must be restored to it's previous greatness as an institution, for America.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Me too, and I teach high school.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Don't blink!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...that kept Glenn Beck off the air."</i>

Not to get all technical, but cable TV isn't on "the air". It's on a cable. Owned by a private company making market based decisions.

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