There are many, many, many reasons to dislike the Comcast-Time Warner merger, but Rep. Louie Gohmert has found one that never would have occurred to us: Comcast has been conspiring to keep Glenn Beck’s network The Blaze out of its cable packages and away from America.
Hmmm. . . If he stuck his dentures up his ass where he gets his "sources", he could make his asshole chew, talk and shit all at the same time! William S. Burroughs LIVES!
It is, surely, as we can all see, that in which the cake is moved away from it's present day status and therefore can be seen as having been taken away to a new and unfamiliar situation that it can't quite deal with and therefore must be restored to it's previous greatness as an institution, for America.
<i>&quot;...that kept Glenn Beck off the air.&quot;</i>
Not to get all technical, but cable TV isn&#039;t on &quot;the air&quot;. It&#039;s on a cable. Owned by a private company making market based decisions.
Someone obviously has been keeping Gohmert &quot;off the air.&quot; His brain obviously has been without air for a while.
Probably his own buttcheeks fit that shiny bullethead just a little too snugly.
The intellectual weight of the entire Tea Party movement is roughly equal to Buddy Hackett on his third martini.
Ah, Louis. His dulcet tones are like the sound of a thousand angry bees buzzing with their heads up their asses.
Hmmm. . . If he stuck his dentures up his ass where he gets his &quot;sources&quot;, he could make his asshole chew, talk and shit all at the same time! William S. Burroughs LIVES!
Post-mortem.
Could you please run all future Gohmert remarks through Google Translate before you post them? I don&#039;t speak Illiterate Goober.
It is, surely, as we can all see, that in which the cake is moved away from it&#039;s present day status and therefore can be seen as having been taken away to a new and unfamiliar situation that it can&#039;t quite deal with and therefore must be restored to it&#039;s previous greatness as an institution, for America.
Me too, and I teach high school.
Don&#039;t blink!
<i>&quot;...that kept Glenn Beck off the air.&quot;</i>
Not to get all technical, but cable TV isn&#039;t on &quot;the air&quot;. It&#039;s on a cable. Owned by a private company making market based decisions.