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SpideySenser's avatar

Kirk Douglas Liebelzz!1!11!11

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Lefty Mark's avatar

So who owns and operates Washington National Cathedral anyway? The Episcopal Church? It's not a matter for the US Congress to concern itself with.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I am pretty sure that the diaper mentions are all verbatim though.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Efforts at interfaith dialogue and expressions of mutual amity are all lies from the pit of hell!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Lone Star Gomer and the Iowa Pig Whisperer -- Ideological Allies or Potential Rivals For Leadership of the Influential Loony-Tunes Caucus?

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

I'm a bit late here, but yes, <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=NoOX9-kcv7g" target="_blank">the nicer Xians</a> have bemoaned this for a while. Also, I shall think of you as Miss Bobbie from now on. (I first read that as "Miss Bobble", which may be even more delightful.)

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You mean I DON'T have to rent from National Car Rental?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Apparently, so did Louie. Where <i> is</i> that damn Sergeant at Arms?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Turning the other cheek, also too.

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Lot_49's avatar

Only if you're not on goverment per diem.

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Jared James's avatar

Gohmert's "facts" always have an olfactory presence.

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Lot_49's avatar

Attention xtians and muslins: <i>mono</i>theism is the worst kind of theism. It's so needy.

There is but one God and his name is FSM.

And by the way, the "National" Cathedral is Eposcopal, and has no more to do with the nation or the government than Capitol Drain Cleaning ("Snaking Your Drains since 1984!") is part of the NSA.

At least it probably isn't.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and then the Angry Armadillo finished his speech and walked off the House floor whistling "always look on the bright side of life"

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

There is an awful lot of hate at Beitbart. The comments sound like a 3rd grade argument.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Capitol Drain Cleaning - "We've got the shit on you."

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

3rd grade libul!!@1!!

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