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bobbert's avatar

Pretty well, in my experience.

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And the bartender says "Now, youse two are plumb taking the piss".

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bobbert's avatar

'T ain't easy to understand.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Mmmmmm

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malsperanza's avatar

Nah, it's not about the physical act and it;s not about other people's sexing. The thing they're obsessed with is the horrifying idea of being a woman or being like a woman, or having someone do to them the things they do to women.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, fuck

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That male-male bit of piping is called a nipple. I'm sure somebody here wanted to know that.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You say that like it would be a bad thing.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Genetics is a crap shoot.

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bobbert's avatar

Okay, it's been six hours:

...pa...

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bobbert's avatar

Needs moar ringing those bells, but otherwise brilliant.

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bobbert's avatar

A demonic convergence, one might say?

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Also, too, gohmert crack.

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The French phone plug is particularly intricate.

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bobbert's avatar

Gah. You shouldn't do this to us.

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bobbert's avatar

I think I used to think about sex a lot, but now I'm 66 and that may be a false memory.

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