Texas congressmollusk Louie Gohmert, that irrepressible imp, has been giving a lot of thought to Our Troops and how Barack Obama is trying to kill them all by making them fight the Ebolese Liberation Army.
Pres Bartlett: Didn't they attach a family planning rider to the highway bill last year? Josh: They did. Pres: What's with these people? They can't stop talking about sex. Toby: If they can't be havin' it.
I&#039;d like to see LouGoh in MOPP-5 for one fucking <i>day</i>. Apparently our man in TX has never worn that crap, if he did he would know you can&#039;t do much of shit in them. Well, you can take a shit in them.
I&#039;m laughing too hard to comment (as if that were allowed). Goober has abandoned all reality and veered off into satire performance art now, yes?
Tisk, tisk not even wearing a presidential tie any more.
So I glanced at the title of this piece and what stood out was &quot;Louie Gohmert&quot; and &quot;Gay Massage&quot; in big bold letters. Then that put an image in my head and then a wave of nausea cascaded down my body. Let&#039;s just say I better forget about eating or sleeping anytime soon because that I&#039;m not sure that image can ever be removed. So then I read the article and there&#039;s quotes from Louie talking about his knowledge of Greek Love, and pre-battle massages - and it&#039;s Gohmert for Christ&#039;s sake! Eewww!
So now I&#039;m thinking this can only end with therapy and maybe medication.
They found a Peloponnesian during my cousin&#039;s recent colonoscopy. Fortunately, it was benign.
Pres Bartlett: Didn&#039;t they attach a family planning rider to the highway bill last year? Josh: They did. Pres: What&#039;s with these people? They can&#039;t stop talking about sex. Toby: If they can&#039;t be havin&#039; it.
You know how they separated the men from the boys in ancient Greece?
With a crow bar!
Louis Louis Louis Lou-ee-ee, Louis Louis Louis You Lie eye eye....
I&#039;d like to see LouGoh in MOPP-5 for one fucking <i>day</i>. Apparently our man in TX has never worn that crap, if he did he would know you can&#039;t do much of shit in them. Well, you can take a shit in them.
What is in the rest of the towel ad. I imagine it will be less predictable than Louie&#039;s rantings.
I&#039;m laughing too hard to comment (as if that were allowed). Goober has abandoned all reality and veered off into satire performance art now, yes?
Tisk, tisk not even wearing a presidential tie any more.
Does he want to find out what was worn under the toga?
Damn I wish the army had been like that picture.
So I glanced at the title of this piece and what stood out was &quot;Louie Gohmert&quot; and &quot;Gay Massage&quot; in big bold letters. Then that put an image in my head and then a wave of nausea cascaded down my body. Let&#039;s just say I better forget about eating or sleeping anytime soon because that I&#039;m not sure that image can ever be removed. So then I read the article and there&#039;s quotes from Louie talking about his knowledge of Greek Love, and pre-battle massages - and it&#039;s Gohmert for Christ&#039;s sake! Eewww!
So now I&#039;m thinking this can only end with therapy and maybe medication.
And don&#039;t get him started on the Peloponnisians...
So, no reach arounds, huh?
Wonkette does treat its gay wonktards pretty well sometimes.
yay!
That&#039;s a towel ad? I thought it was one of those seedy covers for a gay trash novel. Times have changed.
He has an aide who massages the wax into his skull. He&#039;s battle-ready.