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I still say this has to be the result of a virus infection <i> in utero. </i>

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Sorry, the term you're looking for is "Traitors".

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I continue to hope that Bamz goes all Fourteenth on them (I doubt that he will). This is just fucking stupid.

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Gohmert's plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity.

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You go to impeachment with the Congress you have, not the Congress you want.

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In Texas they call him "The Smart One".

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Maybe NASA will send Gohmert to space to test the effects of weightlessness on weightlessness*. ____________________________ * joke originally about Geraldo Rivera.

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If the GNoP thinks the government shutdown is President Obama's fault, why did they say it would be such a great thing during the run-up to it?

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Perhaps Cheech and Chong could discuss "smells like Congress, man", you could be pranked at Halloween for leaving a flaming bag of Congress, signs could remind you to dispose of Congress properly, etc.

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I draw the line at painting <i>that</i>.

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Iffin Obammy would inpeach him ownself Goober would think he was up to something and deny him the chance probably by overturning the 22nd amendment and making him be prezeedent for another 2 terms

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He forgot to mention that if he spends money without raising the debt limit that that would be impeachable too. It's the Texas 3-D hangman answer to Obama's mufti-dimensional chessboard.

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No need for violence, just hand the shitty end of the stick to Gohmert.

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It's fun to hear Tee Peers complain that Obama hasn't shown leadership and complain that his taking a firm stand on debt ceiling and government shutdown is a refusal to negotiate.

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“If we don’t get what we want we’ll shut the government down.”

“If we don’t get what we want we'll shut the government down.”

<i>government shuts down</i>

“NOBAMA MADE THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN.”

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Thanks, Kaili. As I was reading your explanation of Louis' reasoning, I found myself thinking, "yes, that's it exactly." Which means... HE'S INSIDE MY HEAD!

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