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Am I the only one who wants this guy to run for president?

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$3,150.00

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Louis Gohmert (R-Phenomenology)

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Ted Cruz is not an anchor baby. He was born in Canada, so will need an anchor baby of his own to stay in the USofA

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And -- according the the finest legal minds in the birther world* -- if his father wasn't a U.S. citizen, he's not eligible for POTUS regardless of where he was born. Those same minds argue that laws recognizing children born outside the U.S. to American parents as citizens are insufficient for the Presidency.

Unless skin color is a factor in birther legal interpretation. _____________________________ * e.g. Orly Taitz

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Two daughters? Over to you, NRO! <a href="http://wonkette.com/481728/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/481728/nro-ladies-should-love...">http://wonkette.com/481728/...

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Never cross the streams...

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Needs moar asparagus!!1!

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