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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Am I the only one who wants this guy to run for president?

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Ikimizi's avatar

$3,150.00

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bobbert's avatar

Louis Gohmert (R-Phenomenology)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Ted Cruz is not an anchor baby. He was born in Canada, so will need an anchor baby of his own to stay in the USofA

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And -- according the the finest legal minds in the birther world* -- if his father wasn't a U.S. citizen, he's not eligible for POTUS regardless of where he was born. Those same minds argue that laws recognizing children born outside the U.S. to American parents as citizens are insufficient for the Presidency.

Unless skin color is a factor in birther legal interpretation. _____________________________ * e.g. Orly Taitz

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Two daughters? Over to you, NRO! <a href="http://wonkette.com/481728/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/481728/nro-ladies-should-love...">http://wonkette.com/481728/...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Never cross the streams...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Needs moar asparagus!!1!

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