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principled conservatives

Contradiction in terms.

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Let's get ready to bumble!!!

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Sounds like gohmert is paranoid and delusional and is telling on himself. Scandal to be revealed soon. Guilt is running his mouth.

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I find this very difficult to believe. Gohmert doesn’t eat vegetables, at least not ones that aren’t fried.

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The Bungle in the Jungle?

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I've sat in on a few hearings. No legal rep required/appointed for def., ICE Attorney states case, Judge reads decision, cites Chapter and Verse, NEXT!

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Too bad he'd have to dump the whole crop because Trumpolini's Trade War

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It's the jaunty angle that seals the deal. It's a Texas thing

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Ron Johnson wants to retain his title, so a battle of wits between two unarmed opponents would be fun to watch.

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Tucker's faux concern is so fucking fake but Louis looks good in that plunger. I have never seen anyone sport a plunger the way Louie's visage does.

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And he was some sorta country judge - which clearly qualifies him for USAG, when Sessions moves back into his tree...

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Unless you are Scott Pruitt, at least until 5 pm today.

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Indeed, like TrumPutin, Gohmert's stupidity is a black hole that sucks all his supporters in, asparagus and plungers included!

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That’s as good of an excuse as any.

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I suspect that Gohmert hears people snickering everywhere because he wears a toilet plunger as a hat.

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Trump will try to appoint this guy head of the EPA. Book that.

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