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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Um, the Army Corp of Engineers - which helped destroy the Florida Everglades and is still dragging its feet on recovery efforts - is not exactly a staunch defender of liberal principles. Restructure away, Mr. Congresscritter.

bobbert's avatar

Well, Wall Street has pretty well absorbed the SEC, so...

malsperanza's avatar

Steen's syrup and Zataran's crab boil libel!!

malsperanza's avatar

Unfortunately, the awful part of Louisiana is the South Arkansas part. The Gulf Coast (what's left of it) is all pretty fantastic.

Ikimizi's avatar

He may believe in climate science, but I'll bet he still votes for Keystone XL.

Also, take a look at this for a comparison of LA's road signs' depiction of the state's shape vs. the actual current shape <a href="http:// <a href="http://.https://medium.com/matter/louisiana..."" target="_blank">.https://medium.com/matter/louisiana..."</a> target="_blank"> <a href="http://.https://" rel="nofollow noopener" title="medium.com/matter/louisiana-loses-its-boot-b55b3bd52d1e">medium.com/matter/louisiana..." target="_blank">.https://" rel="nofollow noopener" title="medium.com/matter/louisiana-loses-its-boot-b55b3bd52d1e">medium.com/matter/louisiana...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe they pronounce "observe" funny down there.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's OK -- so long as it doesn't stay risen for more than four hours.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Are there enough hills in Louisiana to make this a plan?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Depends on how fast you're pumping out your aquifer.

marxalot's avatar

I wonder <i>just how many</i> agencies this guy's been called on to absorb?

Reddishrabbit's avatar

That's a lot for a republican to admit to. I mean Bill O'Reilly is still trying to figure out how tides work.

schmannity's avatar

When it comes to Louisiana, the ocean can't rise high enough.

Cajun Kid's avatar

Mercifully, the primary products of Louisiana will not be affected at all. In fact, the beignet futures are actually <i>rising</i>.

But...I am curious as to know where you're from that you know of those delicious things? (And I'm insulted that you didn't mention Tabasco!)

Cajun Kid's avatar

Well, look--it was either we elect him, or the convicted felon. In this case, the whole "devil you know" argument is crap.

Fartknocker's avatar

Well, his response is better than Rick "I Fuck Goats" Perry after the Deepwater Horizon incident, who said the explosion was an Act of God.