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The page won't need your moneez, just your comments.

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Sang bâton rouge.

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I bet he goes to church on Sundays.

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If the only white people they deal with are cops . . . yeah, same logic.

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Ten thousand Obama/watermelon "jokes" say that you're quite correct.

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1875 Biloxi would suit this guy better.

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Love them keywords. My favorite was a grim USA Today headline, "Bodies Wash Ashore" . . . and a brilliantly-placed ad for Neutrogena body wash.

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Ditching the gun after you're dead is the hard part... I tell you, these guys are <i>good</i>.

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Dear Ann Landers, How can I tell if I hate my job and should retire? Yours, Timebomb Waiting to Explode

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Jay Nixon's coming? He better get a move on- it's a long drive from Jefferson City to Baton Rouge and 'ol Jay seems to take at least a week just to make up his mind whether or not to start the car.

Also too, speaking of 4 dead in O Hi O, funny how much more outrage there is when the authorities gun down some white kids. One man's massacre is another man's just another day in the hood...

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...hurry up and start a crowd funding page for him!!!

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sadly, they probably already have...

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ain't gonna happen-there's way too many of them

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I thought it was a Tommy Bolin song

(yes, I'm an oldz)

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Where is all the LIEbral poutrage over the dissing of simians?

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a little from column A, a little from column B

There's an element of racism already there (along with the authoritarianism and old fashioned bullying) that gets reinforced by their limited experiences with blah people- see? they're even worse than I said!

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