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I've already been embarrassed for decades by my lack of hipness, but what does that have to do with this fart in the wind?

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Oddly, he's supposed to be the smart one. I think it's more a matter of being excruciatingly (an interesting word, in context) Xtian.

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Indeed. I was gonna say "laissez le bon tempzzzzzzzz".

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Maybe he can curry the Oesterreichen Warmbluts.

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2 points: 1) Rush Limbaugh loves this guy. 2) Rush Limbaugh has 90% hearing loss. Draw your own conclusions.

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Another terrible thing about that awful idea is, the stagnation caused by the barriers would've killed whatever was in the "protected" area more surely than the oil.

Also, it would've required moving vast quantities of foreign dirt/rock/etc. into a sensitive ecosystem. Foreign dirt/rock/etc unavoidably contains foreign fauna too. The foreign fauna on the inside of the barrier would of course have died along with everything else in the stagnant water. The foreign fauna on the outside would, if we were lucky, die also, or if not, become the next prickly pear / cane toad / lion fish / zebra mussel (you get the picture - when we move shit around the planet, we fuck things up real good).

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Barb, how do you do it? You are consistently the quickest wit in this bubbling caldera of wit that is Wonkete National Snark.

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Is he trying to curry favor with Mitt?

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Needs more eyeless shrimp and crabs.

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Variety Headline: Indian Curries Favor With the Mitt.

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